I used to work directly across the street from the building I lived in and at the time my partner and I had somehow gotten into the habit of using ridiculous food euphemisms for sex. One day I was at work and got a message that said “If you come home right now, we can have egg salad sandwiches” so I dipped out of a…

Not sure this counts, but whatever:

That’s a matter of taste, and that’s fine.

It may not have aesthetic value but it does have health value (at least if you’re talking about pubes). You do whatever you want with your body, but you should get to the bottom of why you feel this way because there’s no way it doesn’t bleed into the way you treat other people.

Pit hair is actually closer to head hair. I would say grooming it while not staying fully shaved actually makes it worse than letting it grow naturally. keeps it short and itchy instead of long and silky.

Praying mantises are awesome. I would take a whole house of them, although I’d worry they’d all be judging me with those eyes.

Right? Rather than “horrific crime” it should be characterized as “courageous act of self preservation in the face of terror while still a CHILD."

One of my daughter’s schoolfriends was a black belt in some martial art (can’t remember which). When she was 16 and walking home from school, a creep tried to grab her. We asked what she did. She replied “I kicked him as hard as I could in the balls and ran”. As hard as she could kick was...extremely hard indeed.  

Wait... you’re telling me that it’s possible to deal with a big threatening person, who might be high on drugs, without killing them? You mean to tell me that this situation was dealt with accordingly, and that accordingly doesn’t have to include death?

Beto is definitely one of the guys in college who still wore shorts in the winter.

Proudly Presenting: Portugal’s prized polished Polish pecker.

Oh damn is this going to turn into a “babies in restaurants” comment war? *readies popcorn*

I like Elizabeth Warren more than I like most other politicians, but she needs someone one her staff to keep her from walking into obvious traps, like that DNA test she took. If she can’t avoid shit like that, her presidential run will be fucked. 

I’d also appreciate if they fixed their algorithm for recommended pages. Or let me block tags. For some reason it’s showing me knives under “DIY”. I only click on posts about knitting and sewing and then “show more posts like this”, but instagram still think I’m intetested in knives. I don’t like knives and knife…

All anyone wants from Instagram is for it to go back to the way it originally was - a chronological order starting with the most recent photos of everyone you follow, not just 15% of who you follow. It’s all anyone has ever wanted. If there have to be ads thrown into the mix, fine, so be it, but give us back our…

Yeah that would suit me too - plenty of people still visit Versailles without a Royal family. Although we’d like to keep Harry and Meg please, especially in his dress uniform...

here’s my American take for you: The queen is a gem and a treasure and when she passes, the monarchy should be retired. I will come and spend my tourist dollars to tour where the royals used to live and will invest my American bucks in keeping up with the hijinks of with no real power or tax income. I promise.

I’m not British and I can certainly see how this could push buttons. But, none of that stuff is actually hers, right? If she tried to sell it on Ebay I imagine Parliament would have something to say about it? Same with the castles? Those technically belong to the British nation, right? I sincerely don’t know; maybe…

Shhhhhhhh!

No doubt there are a lot of Britons who feel this way, but the “people on Twitter said this thing” has to be one of my least favorite pieces of new journalism. There are people on Twitter who say they want to fuck Gritty. We gonna write a story about that now? Actually someone on Giz media probably already has.