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Omg, sign me up now. Am white and willing to do a lot of slapping.

Would it be acceptable to have like a white slapper?

A white person, hired by people of color, to slap the shit out of these chucklefucks? I mean, whats the repercussion I’d face, a ticket?

There’s a special room in Hell for the person who told a grandmom and her two grandbabies to get out “his” neighborhood.

She’s the mother flippin’ Rhymenocerous. Her beats are fly and the birds are on her back. And she’s horny. She’s horny

I really like Jenny Slate.

I’m confused. Who am I supposed to be mad at? I’m leaning towards just eating a Snickers.  Can someone tell?

I feel like “hungry” works much better for this. But to each their own, Jenny!

I thought she was just explaining once you have Captain America you are forever horny. I think I would be.

(It’s Eve Ensler’s fault.)

Vulva, not vagina. The vagina is the interior, canal part. The vulva is the exterior including mound, labia, vaginal opening, etc. It’s an important distinction.

Sources close to the White House legal operation complained that even if they did want to rush through a new nominee, they couldn’t be sure any male nominee wouldn’t have what one called a “Kavanaugh problem.”

Compelling evidence that he’s definitely not a belligerent drunk amirite?

‘I’m a very famous person, unfortunately.’

I was immediately turned off by the first trailer I saw, in which Oscar Isaac declares that he won’t ask out Olivia Wilde yet because when he does, he’ll never love anyone else for the rest of his life. Like, that’s shitty manipulative behavior, and I’m fucking tired of people putting this tripe in movies as some…

I am furious at Oscar Isaac for wasting his hotness on this maudlin crying porn. He’s going to have to do a lot of making out with John Boyega if he expects my forgiveness.

Good for them all--this is the kind of thing Meghan wanted to be able to do with her new position--and it seems like such a simple thing to be able to support and make a big difference for this group.

This is flat-out a wonderful thing. You’d never know it from the comments in The Daily Fail piece. It’s almost as if there’s something about Meghan that English people can’t get past. What could it be? Hmm...

Kate has three small kids, if she goes out the press will rip her to shreds for leaving her youngest with a nanny and be *gasp* bottle fed

don’t worry some of us got it