I nearly typed a similar comment. Not sure why Stone keeps getting a pass for a movie in which her plainly, obviously, undisputably Caucasian ass played a bi-racial character*.

This is the turning point for the environmental movement! It’s starting to affect the dicks so now it’s serious!

“Usually, I run around threatening and screaming at everyone, because I have a gun in my pocket and it gives me the courage I don’t naturally possess. But this day, this man stood up to me. Well, that really scared me, so instead of backing away from his family that I was just threatening, I whipped out my courage and…

No, “Stand your Ground” laws apply only to White people with poor impulse control and conflict resolution skills.

You have nothing of significance in common with this murderer if you have never felt that you had the right to kill someone because they challenged you.

this is far more charming than when my wife did it in our home.

First off, work is work, and the people who do an honest job should be treated with dignity and respect, on the clock and off.

Oh, I don’t want their terrible, terrible deaths to be alone. I want them to die screaming for help, with someone easily capable of providing that help standing just out of reach, dispassionately watching them go.

They likely made that finding because they were worried that pressing charges would be an admission of the county’s fault in a subsequent civil suit.

This is the problem with GoFundMe. It is a really shitty way to care for people, it is a complete crapshoot if your page will get attention and if it does, and you get a crazy amount of money, there’s no guidance on how it should be spent. Our society would be massively better off with Universal Basic Income,…

Also, if you don’t trust a homeless stranger to responsibly manage a five or six figure payday, don’t deliberately set out to create one for him. It’s a massively disproportionate (and attention-seeking) way to reward a random act of kindness. 

Wednesday, November 5, 2008.

And as someone who grew up with a cat who loves to kill animals and leave home for days on end hunting, it’s not as easy as sticking your cat indoors all the time.

I really don’t get the passionate Outdoor Cat People mindset. If you give your cat enough stimulation and play, they should be fine indoors. Cats that go outside have on average significantly shorter lifespans. If really you want to let your cat outside, why not put it on a leash and take it for a wander? It’s really…

Yes, the way she seemed to be rushing from house to house, not giving anyone time to answer before moving on made me think this was someone being pursued by a serial killer. She’s fine, he’s dead, sounds so much better that what I thought we’d hear next.

I don’t say this easily, but if the reporting is true, thank god he’s dead. 

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

Wait, wait, Dan was supposed to be a DRYWALL CONTRACTOR? I NEVER would have guessed this, seeing as how he never once A) came home covered in hot mud and drywall dust B) wandered around saying ‘Holy shit my hand hurts so much, can you open this jar for me?’ C) Got an early morning call because everything on the job…

I am normally the first to defend famous people’s right to privacy but I swear that if we do not get high quality photos of this dog soon I will single-handedly topple the British monarchy. I will trade you every single photo of any children this or any other royal couple has or will have (from baptism to wedding to…