“It is inappropriate to ask me, a daughter about accusations of harassment made by other women. I will however mention that Daddy said I Frenched better than all the rest.” - Random White House Employee

Oh God we can ALL relate to this

I want to buy/support Chobani for its social stances & for the fact that they hire refugees from war-torn countries, but it’s just too runny for me. Much prefer Fage.

This reads pretty tongue-in-cheek to me. But like a “haha isn’t it ridiculous how people overanalyze their interactions wait actually I do want this to happen” kind of tongue-in-cheek.

I feel like at least one of those dudes she just talked about is single and interested.

The party who cared SO MUCH about the handling of classified material when it came to Hillary’s emails apparently can’t be bothered to ask for properly vetted security clearances for numerous Trump staffers. This only widens the chasm between what the GOP claims to care about and actually does in practice. Put this in…

Yes. And there is going to be more of this.

...........Or........Or maybe..........Or maybe it might be the case that she likes to eat food on occasion.

On the flipside of that, last year I bought some black loafer-style shoes from Zappo’s that were labeled as “leather upper”. Well, the very thin veneer of leather started peeling within a few weeks. I got on the Zappo’s live-chat customer service and asked if there was any possible way they could maybe exchange the…

And even if they did, so fucking what? Someone suggesting you should behave an abominably cruel manner doesn’t give you an excuse to do it.

What’s insane is that she must have called the paper with the story. How did she not realize that this made her look like a monster?

Right?! Airlines are awful, but I seriously can’t fathom anyone in their right mind suggesting this woman kill her pet.

Yea, I was thinking the same. Like, it was an “emotional support” pet, yet she killed the little critter instead of just looking for another option?

This story is as baffling as it is horrifying. This woman, by her own admission, chose to cruelly kill her pet. But she claims someone else suggested that she do it, and she feels really bad about it, so she’s certain she’s the real victim here.

Yeah no, this is not on Spirit. This woman has something seriously wrong with her if she actually flushed a living creature down a toilet, there were many, many other options. Jesus fucking christ.

Q: How do you know the the pony and dog are sad it lost its eye?

I hope Neil Gorsuch can’t sleep. I hope he tosses and turns all through the night, gets up and wanders around his house every few hours, and stares out of his living room window.

Talk about “impostor syndrome.” He’s probably the highest serving, most important, but least deserving man in American politics since . . .…

You might say that... But it’d be better to say that in the beginning, there was one race, and it was the black one.

Wikipedia tells me that

I love how Cheddar Man’s expression is entirely YEAH I SAID IT.