I was listening to some guy bitch about how feminists ruined movies and now all the female heroes kick ass in all the action and there’s nothing left for men to watch.

And then my husband saved the day.

Or was married to a homosexual when she was 12 and he was 14, and smothered him following his aged father’s death, seizing power in the name of her infant son (whose paternity is suspicious at best).

People who are awesome and enjoy things that are good, obviously.

OK but that Queen totally overthrew her father in a bloody coup.

100% Team Stripper.

Because he’s an entitled asshole and doesn’t realize most people have had his number ever since his bonkers divorce from Kim Basinger and his outrageous rant at his daughter. Otherwise, he’d have the good sense to zip it.

Why does Alec think he needs to weight into this?

Before anyone responds to a Woody defender, please check their commenting history. There have been a number of posters tonight whose entire commenting history is just defending Woody and slamming Dylan and Mia. Before you respond, look.

Put back the dumpster and set it on fire.

How utterly despicable.

damn now im kind of upset he’s not gonna be presenting...

It’s traditional for the guy presenting the award to Best Actress to give a hug and a smooch to the winner. Is there any woman among the nominees who wouldn’t give him a crotch to the knee if he tried to get handsy or kissy? Frances McDormand would probably cold-cock him and leave him writhing on the stage.

Okay first, personally: HOLY GOD. That poor woman.

would have been better for him to own up to his shit behavior and have THAT be the reason he doesn’t show up. Not passively aggressively blame everyone else.

We truly live in the Upside-Down where the Satan worshipers are the de-facto good guys.

Keillor told MPR News, “I’ll be able to tell my side of the story at length, in my own words, in due course, and that’s sufficient for me.”