You are very good at solving problems.

It did take place in a town that knows how to keep its secrets...

Awwww FFS, this sucks but let’s lance the boil and get rid of all the scum.

I would sort of love it if this turned into the new Jennifer Aniston Pregnancy Story, with a decade of gossip that they’ll be tying the not any day now and the couple happily going about their business while throwing out the occasional bait for the tabloids.

“Not wear make-up that would be deemed ‘harrasing to male colleagues’”

God Bless Texas Women.

THESE WOMEN ARE RUINING MY CHILDHOOD!

I never knew that Disney was doing a reboot of Cool Runnings.

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Unless they’re in someone.

I specifically take issue with the inclusion of a mermaid front and center on every Starbucks cup. They’re an abomination and Noah left them off the ark for a reason. There were space issues and they can swim anyway. Also they maybe consume human flesh.

I always preferred Leslie & Ben to Jim and Pam.

I don’t get the PRAISE for this apology that I am seeing here, there and everywhere on social media. CK issued a good apology because he was already outed, after years of gaslighting the public about these “ridiculous!!!!” claims and maybe blacklisting a woman comedian who said they were true? Fuck all that noise.…

You only have to graze nuts to make a guy feel like he wants to vomit. But for it to actually trigger the vom reflex, your strike has to be on point, accurate, and either ferociously hard and sharp, or savagely strong and grippy for a few seconds.

My best friend and I joke about how we don’t like enough people for a huge wedding party but 39 people is insane, that just takes the cake

her 39-person bridal party

The best part is, the well regulated militia part is already taken care of - the National Guard.

I think you need to read the full amendment, bud.

I don’t really care if it’s technically a pyramid or not, the idea of making women keep $20K of product in their homes so they can peer pressure other people into buying it, is criminal in and of itself. Most people aren’t that good at selling and at some point you’re going to bleed your tap dry of people to sell to,…

Must be nice having that evil State funded healthcare you hate so much there to treat you for free at a time like this eh Rand.