What magical land do you live in that has a racoon rescue?

Lil’ Idiot looks just like my Pancakes. I volunteer at a rescue for baby ‘coons and Pancakes was my ‘coon bae for the summer. He was VERY doughy and liked to make castles out of dog food and grapes. He had huge paws and used to incessantly pat my face and coo while I snuggled him. I miss Pancakes (more than Waffles).

On the other hand, why should I give two shits what right wing publications think about anything whatsoever?

Well, after the update, the question now is, “When did they ever hear him say that?”

MARY WOULD HAVE DONE NO SUCH THING

I was afraid this article was going to reveal the winner, but then I couldn’t NOT click. I plan to watch tonight!

Hi, I see we’ve lived similar lives. “Where are you from?” Baltimore. “And your parents? Where are they from?” Fucking BOSTON, bitch. If you want to know why I’m brown, maybe try treating me like an actual person and not a carnival exhibit.

I think, in my completely amateur and untutored opinion, that you’re right about the sleep paralysis diagnosis, but Natalie’s dad can still go fuck himself.

“Just Big Steps Or Don’t Even Bother”

So... She shouldn’t try to be better, do better, know better? Ok.

I find it pretty fucked up that the article mentions the names of “Jennifer” and “Tasha” but just refers to “their dogs” like they aren’t people, too. So sick of this anthropoarchal bullshit.

What, they couldn’t leave V for Vendetta up through the 5th of November? That’s crap.

I initially read “caffeine runs” as meaning “diarrhea from too much coffee”, and became a little concerned....

1) let’s revisit season 6. The worst monsters are the every day men in our lives.

Funny how all these ‘manifesting a new world’ cults always seem to subjugate and abuse women. It’s like men are all ‘how do I get all the sex I want? I know! I’ll start a religion! Make ‘em think they have to!’

I would have thought the article made no sense. I mean Obama’s oldest daughter wasn’t even born yet when Cobain died. Now we are supposed to believe a baby dyed her hair blue? The whole story would fall apart.

This. A 19-year-old, 140-lb woman and a 58-year-old, 220-lb man are going to burn VERY different amounts of calories on the same walk.

Calories burned varies by person so I don’t see how they could make this accurate without asking you at least your weight, it takes more force to move more weight (and only then it is approximate because people have different speeds, and different efficiencies). I eye my Fitbit with suspicion. It’s an okay guide but…

Ronan Farrow has The New Yorker piece with multiple women on the record about Weinstein. I have no doubt he is also working on an investigative piece about Woody, his father/brother-in-law.

I don’t know how the cat did it, but that cat was totally fucking with you.