There should be an Idiocracy remake where Texas is just one giant highway with like a million lanes. The only actual development is a singular Hardee’s where Austin used to be. 

After the bombs have fallen and water becomes our most coveted resource, I predict Immortan Joe’s GigaHorse will make a very strong showing.

Use GMT (Greenwich Moon Time), dummy!

My 24Hours of Lemons family did build it.

We’ll know it’s the end of the line when they name the ‘real’ Mustang the Mustang Classic.

No dislike here. The system is absolutely set up to allow people to take advantage of financial illiterates. Car salespeople specifically are trained to distract from the total price and only talk about payments, making damn sure not to mention that those payments will continue for the better part of a decade.

I wouldn’t even touch a single vehicle that was driven by the transphobic douchebag that is StreetSpeed717. I don’t care how cool this ‘Vette is.

These are “Launch Editions,” right? With a bunch of standard stuff for “free” such as Stage 2 upgrade and the rest of the stuff you listed. I believe less expensive models are to follow.

We simply button the car up, roll it outside, cover it if need be, and wait for the part to arrive. Free of charge of course.

I don’t really understand the beef here. Every car has “unlocked potential” which is only available with a purchase. For decades Ford has sold performance packages that upgrade your vehicle. The only difference is that instead of buying (and having to install) an exhaust, intake, and a new tune, all you’re having to…

Every vehicle on sale in the US today that is not an EV should be a PHEV. Every single one. There is no excuse for a modern car or SUV to get less than 50 miles per gallon, and there is no excuse for a full-size truck to get less than 30. It is trivial for a modern PHEV to have 25 miles of electric-only range with…

Butt plug, in hybrid AWD

Favorite celebrity car commercial?

All the LSs are like this, just the LS400 is noteworthy for being the first one and doing so many things right. It was Lexus’s first product, had brand-new everything (platform, motor, assembly line, literally everything), and it managed to compete so well in the difficult-to-enter luxury sedan space that it actually…

RAMBox v2

Saturn vibes with those tail lights.

Welcome back.

so the charger is being Challenged by electrical issues?

So long as they keep shipping my VHS cleaner over from the continent I guess they can still sit at our table.

Good list.  As an offical Gay(r) I’d like to see less corporate bullshit, but over all not bad.