We had a good run. Maybe Mother Nature can do something less self destructive when the squids crawl out of the ocean and take over when we’re gone.

Many of these firings are specifically targeting people and agencies who were actively investigating Musk’s companies.

I wonder how long a car with 40 doors would be? 

For me it was the back to back sacks, on Mahomes, and then the interception that ran for a touchdown on the very NEXT play. I was sitting there like bruh that is SO freaking funny.  

Now don’t you go bringing facts into this. He hates facts.

23-year career firefighter/ paramedic here: I’m also the engineer on my crew. Fire trucks are custom built because every department has their own specific saws, auto extrication tools (Jaws of Life), SCBAs, hoses, ladders, etc. that require their own storage areas. This equipment is very heavy and necessitates…

I didn’t even know I wanted a Khan/Picard faceoff...

Collatoral personnel damange is a problem, but the thought of Trump and Musk flying together on a hastily assembled aircraft.... I mean, I see some upside potential. 

Seriously, what the fuck are y’all trying to do to me? Between this and the $20K Bentley in Vegas earlier this week (not a NP/ND car), I mean you’re telling me I can have a total of 22 combined all luxury cylinders for $35K all-in? $1,600 a cylinder? 1002 combined horsepower? For $35K? I mean, shit, I can use one to…

“noting we were a “a long way from DC” and asked what we were doing.”

ah the people who are bad at math! a few very low mileage cars will likely have some value in the future, but nothing like investing that money elsewhere.  But true when they get tired of those in a few years and willing to take a loss that will not be bad

How do you like your grits?  Regular, creamy, or al dente?

isn’t it obvious

The Takeshi’s Castle reboot is gonna be LIT.

Clearly a 4th Gen Ram 1500

So they crawled around a track for 32.5 hours.  That sounds like a particularly inhumane level of torture.  My thoughts and prayers for the mental health of the drivers in this experiment.

“What are we gonna do tonight, Brain?”

Been recommending this for years now.

I’m sure they will rebrand their minivan a Dodge and just fold Chrysler.

“Please make sure that it is in the upright and LOCKED position, thank you,”