Thanks Jeff Van Hungry.

The tweets came from: INSIDE THE HOUSE!

What really makes that bit hilarious is the inclusion of “you old horny slut” as the only non-beeped part. It totally sells the vulgarity of whatever-the-fuck else he’s saying.

I feel the exact opposite way of everything you stated in your comment.

Not anymore Bryan.

Bryan Colangelo being taken down by advanced statistical analysis of his burner Twitter accounts is possibly the best example of poetic justice that I have encountered in my life.

Have you ever been in a bathroom used only be a woman, let alone one with multiple women? They’re fucking disaster zones.

“Rosanne Barred from Network”

John with the traffic question, I have 2 words: ZIPPER MERGE.

That means there’s a spot on the lineup now for “Kevin”.

Reading this ten years ago, this would have sounded like an amazing time that I’d make sure to experience. Now it sounds horrifying and kind of pathetic. I’m not judging, it’s just a different perspective from a different time in one’s life. Aging is crazy, man.

Rockets had 8 more FT attempts than the Warriors. Nice try blaming the refs, though. 

Bruh the refs didn’t miss 27 straight 3s. If it came down to calls I’d agree but the Rockets shot terribly.

Not sure if you mean by talent level, but Wilson plays the first line. Also this hit is an interference call at worst and the Reaves crosscheck is just as bad, but with the added effect of directly contributing to his goal.

What in the actual fuck do you mean MAYBE a cross check on the Reaves goal? That was blatant.

Wilson plays on the first line

If Detroit ever gets to the playoffs again, I want them to start every home game by making everyone sit through the complete assembly of a 4-door sedan, right there on the ice.

Fun Fact: In the unlikely event the Cavs win the NBA Finals, the Kyrie Irving trade will have netted Isaiah Thomas a championship ring.

What is he doing posting a photo of himself posing for a selfie on his own Instagram?