If you can give up 50 cents on the dollar to get him, it could be worth it if you think you can get him to sign.

Try to re-sign him? You’d have to think you had a reasonable chance of signing him, of course.

No, Cousins.

If I were a team that thought it could compete in a year or two, I’d start sending lower tier offers to the Pelicans right now.

+1 missing chromosome

The Gang Goes to a Playoff Game

The last two sound like generic pop/electronic music.

Hey now, 30STM’s first two albums were very good. The rest of them, well, not so much.

Agreed, but couldn’t you say the same thing about most players?

The crowd noise from that sideline camera is otherworldly. Good for the Vikings.

That’s the biggest break you can recall? Not Tyree’s helmet catch? Not Mariota throwing himself a touchdown pass? Not a defender falling down so Tim fucking Tebow could toss a game-winning touchdown pass?

Let’s not give ESPN any ideas.

It would be if it meant you won the game.

The fact that, on paper, we only have Saints/Vikings to look forward to this weekend really sucks.

I say this as a fellow Chiefs fan: If you get your hopes up, it’s on you. By now you should realize that your dick will always be kicked in when you least expect it.

Travis Kel-CTE.

- Michael J Fox

Vile Ones - Pollack

Maybe don’t go hitting that dude with a stick?

God damn, Kadri ripped out some of his beard.