But how fast can it squeeze juice out of prepackaged bags?

No offense to Mike, but that’s the Amber Alertiest pic I’ve ever seen on this site.

Not reliable? It’s the jalop of spaceships.

My mistake, it was actually a Maserati Ghibli and not a Giulia.

Sat in a Giulia and a TLX at the Long Beach GP this weekend... ended up liking the TLX much better in nearly every way.

Fixed it for you.

I like it, but the MF is not known for reliability

It breaks my heart, but these new grills look worse than some of the beaks. I don’t know how that’s possible. They look incredibly out of place.

The grill is a tiny Millennium Falcon jumping to hyperspace!

Am I the only one who is a bit scared for the general public because of idiots who buy these cars and can’t control them properly?

Best part of the story is that Vauxhall may be changing the name of that shade of yellow to Maddox Yellow.

We had a ‘95 Plymouth Neon coupe. I miss how friendly those big tailights and headlights were. Now everything’s Mean and Aggressive! Grr!

Or maybe Mike needs to pay the bills and decided not to walk away from his job?

I don’t care what people thought about the car back when it was released, I think about what the car is today.

Trump’s going to have something to say about this post as soon as he googles “vituperative.”

Simple. A dark blue beetle.

Which would be yet another laughably transparent lie, since he used ghostwriters.

The Art of the Deely

No lie, that sounds like Donald Trump tweeting from Deeley’s account.

...but in actual America...