Meanwhile, this is the supermodel she’s been fucking:

Here’s a funny one:

Can we start a thread of cute baby animal gifs and pics? Because I really liked the snake pics. I’ll start. Here’s one of the best animals EVER

They made that movie more than twenty years ago.

I hope the feminists are taking over. These fragile boys have shown how the smallest things can upset their whole lives. Poor babies.

In addition to being racist and all-around offensive as fuck, this is a stupid and useless idea. Boomers are retiring now. We need people in our work force now. Getting pregnant right this very second will do exactly jack shit to help this problem - if we don’t fix it with immigrant labor in the meantime, we’ll be so…

not a good idea

So when I’m getting down to my N.W.A. or Wu-Tang, which I’ve been listening to and singing along with for 20 damn years, you’re saying I can’t say the word that they say in the song? That’s ridiculous. It’s a song.

And I don’t give a shit.

What got me about the dog, and the thing that told me these guys were going to show me a great film, was the way the dog died. We didn’t see the dog get injured, we just heard it. We didn’t see the dog die - it was already dead when John woke up.

Or “Kevin Hart to replace Tyrese Gibson in Fast and Furious franchise”

Read on another comment thread: Heather Locklear MUST play Alexis.

The town I grew up in had a problem with geese at a small pond. They found this company that has these strobe lights that are supposed to scare the geese off. Apparently these geese didn’t care and one of the local officials said something like “we just paid for these geese to have a rave at the pond” which I find…

I’m sorry; I can’t get on board. The original Heathers was perfect. No one asked for this bullshit.