Here’s what I can’t figure out. Straight guys go around trying desperately to stick their dicks into any available vaginas. So much so that they get angry and bitter whenever that doesn’t happen. Then they turn around and act surprised that women have lots of choices of dicks to place into their vaginas. These guys…
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Who chooses to bed me (or any other fat person) should not be of concern to you.
Speaking of, tune in this August, when I finally get around to writing my ode to ICE PLANET BARBARIANS.
Tough as it may be for the modern teen to believe, once upon a time—back in the technological dark ages—we did not…
leaving your bedroom, i suspect.
Mom is 49
Daughter is 31 (do the math)
Mom is banging a 26-year-old.
I’m fairly certain I read this story in Literotica.
Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.
Hahn & Giselle 4 ever
RIP them, s o b
Also, the Rock and Jason Statham should kiss.
Wait wait wait you forgot, after asking for twerking videos and gets in all kinds of trouble for it, he thought of different types of suicide. Apparently he came up with a convoluted method by involving child pornography with end result getting murdered in prison. See it counts as suicide because he planned it.
Allow me to be the dissenting voice here. I ACTIVELY pursued the woman I will always believe is the love of my life for years. I was in Grade 10, she was a teacher of 45. There was NOTHING about this woman that indicated she was afraid of growing older. She had her own money, career, activities and friends, and she…
I once read a fanfic that posited the idea that Richard Campbell (Gregg’s character on Old Christine) was really Agent Coulson’s undercover persona. It was a good read. The author wrote Christine’s reaction well.
[Cornell and Roger Ailes sit in Charon’s barge, and open their complimentary meals.]
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine’s recent episode (titled “Moo Moo”) did a great job addressing this issue. Terry gets harassed just outside his own house by a white cop, arrested, and is then told to not submit a complaint because it’ll ruin his career. There are a few scenes with Terry and Captain Holt that are fantastic. Terry,…