You can’t vlog. It may remind people that you’re people, and not our slaves to be mined for profit.

Here’s my hot take:

“ I wanted a ship that may be unreliable and dangerous like the Corvair”

No, what? The normal-speed, speed-up, slow-down stuff? Nah; this gif was just directed by Zack Snyder :)

Did you not read the article? Have you ever drank LeBron’s piss tho?

While they missed the actual incident, Police have released audio & footage from a nearby security camera of Dante Fowler (along with an unknown female accomplice) shouting something at the victim as he got back in his car to leave the scene of the crime:

Why is Machete Guy already bleeding?

Thanks for posting this. I’ve not been on top of WWE for awhile - don’t pay for the Network, and instead watch Lucha Underground & NJPW on TV - but this is a match I’ve wanted to see and really should’ve done a better job of staying on top. Guess I’m re-upping my old, lapsed subscription just for Great Balls of Fire,…

They shit all over themselves by continually electing unqualified officials looking to sell out to interests that keep those states anything but prosperous. We’ve tried to include them before - remember how these states reacted to Obamacare? By fighting it? And throwing out idiotic terms like “Death Panels” and “Nancy…

Excellent trick. Love me some tomatoes, but I do find myself occasionally finding some white fuzzy spots and slicing the offending spot off before rushing to use that tomato. We waste way too much food in this Country; no way am I gonna let a bad 5% of something make me throw out the other 95% of it. Especially when,…

Without a phone number? mail.com

Switch to #TeamEasterBunny, bro. Its the team for winners. Just ask that loser, Roosevelt :P

Coco Bandicoot.

Free Drug Overdoses is more like it. Just throwing pills into you all the time does not a healthy person make. Not to mention, imagine the cost - he better be in the pocket of Big Pill, otherwise when you get the bill from Wal-Greens or whatever, you’re going to be owing THOUSANDS :P

That island can’t be swallowed up fast enough. Hopefully, if they can’t see the effects of Climate Change, they’ll just stand there while the water covers their heads.

Everybody shut up! ....

Wow. What a fucking crazy thing to see people talking about.

While the announcement was a non-event for me, the fact that Metroid Prime 4 ISN’T being developed by Retro Studios is pretty noteworthy. Especially since, if your old rumors pan out Kotaku, it MAY be being developed by Human Head Software. They’ll get to make their Space Bounty Hunter game after all (r.i.p. Prey 2)!

So you (claim you) don’t want a Therapist-bot to talk like a Stepdad, but you said nothing about commenters! How’s that sound, champ? ;)

“Maybe Political Coverage could use something a little more... Motorized”