God those fucking fucks can’t even NOT lie when it comes to Pandas, the most legendarily non-horny animals in the World. The ones we actively have to force to fuck (and then stop them from rolling over on their children) to keep that damn species from wiping itself out.

This is what those movies look like before the CGI gets added in. They’ll look cool $150 million dollars later :)

I hate my own brain for figuring out what it stood for through context years ago and never ONCE jumping to your vastly superior conclusion.

God, kids today are so fucked - playing games on a touchscreen like a filthy neanderthal.... 

I like to drive couch myself - it’s more exciting

Look, this will all make sense when Ebersol meets McMahon at Wrestlemania 34, brother! Battle of the Rich Guys! Football Leagues on the line! Winner Takes All! The loser backs down and quietly shuts down their plans for their whole, already-doomed-anyway, thing.

God dammit, scientists. First you make Dinosaurs lame with your “they’re closer to birds, actually” *pushes glasses up on nose *, then you make Pluto lame by saying it’s not really a planet (before eventually rolling that back and classifying it as a “dwarf planet”), now you want us to NOT blow up rocks in Space?

If I’m reading this right, I’m hearing a call for some sort of addition to basketball games where top players earn more points if they somehow manage to eat a 7-pound chicken or something while playing. And man, I’m all for it.

First episode I saw of that, and it turned me into a fan instantly

You know, for a guy named BigFatPartyAnimal, you sure seem pessimistic :P

Hey now, it also feels pretty good to have abandoned Facebook YEARS ago!

I would imagine that, despite the fact it still looks pretty shitty, it’s gotta be far more expensive than the majority of shit Adult Swim produces.

The real question is, who is the MORE incompetent & deranged candidate that Trump will replace her with?

Very well written article, but then again, pretty much everything on the Grapevine is :)

Beat it so hard you knock the toothbrush out of it, apparently

Damn. Holy fucking shit, that’s young.

Better headline:

I’m willing to risk it.

“That means you can’t just walk into your wireless carrier’s retail store or online shop to buy them; you’ll have to purchase these devices from Huawei and ZTE directly (an inconvenience you really shouldn’t bother with).”

That infographic is moronic. So they’re just against “annoyingly designed” ads and not actually targeting super harmful shit that 3rd party ad-blockers target, like Spyware, Trackers or Analytics?