God those fucking fucks can’t even NOT lie when it comes to Pandas, the most legendarily non-horny animals in the World. The ones we actively have to force to fuck (and then stop them from rolling over on their children) to keep that damn species from wiping itself out.

This is what those movies look like before the CGI gets added in. They’ll look cool $150 million dollars later :)

I hate my own brain for figuring out what it stood for through context years ago and never ONCE jumping to your vastly superior conclusion.

God, kids today are so fucked - playing games on a touchscreen like a filthy neanderthal.... 

Look, this will all make sense when Ebersol meets McMahon at Wrestlemania 34, brother! Battle of the Rich Guys! Football Leagues on the line! Winner Takes All! The loser backs down and quietly shuts down their plans for their whole, already-doomed-anyway, thing.

If I’m reading this right, I’m hearing a call for some sort of addition to basketball games where top players earn more points if they somehow manage to eat a 7-pound chicken or something while playing. And man, I’m all for it.

The real question is, who is the MORE incompetent & deranged candidate that Trump will replace her with?

Very well written article, but then again, pretty much everything on the Grapevine is :)

Beat it so hard you knock the toothbrush out of it, apparently

Damn. Holy fucking shit, that’s young.

Better headline:

I’m willing to risk it.

“That means you can’t just walk into your wireless carrier’s retail store or online shop to buy them; you’ll have to purchase these devices from Huawei and ZTE directly (an inconvenience you really shouldn’t bother with).”

HaHA! We gotcha, Robots! You’re wasting your time - thanks to us accelerating Climate Change, there won’t be ANY snow for you to ski on in the future when you would master this rapidly dying art. Why do you think none of the Terminator movies had exciting ski chases?!

“It’s not the one that you’re probably familiar with, the event that turned Brian Boitano, Peggy Fleming, Dorothy Hamill, and even Tara Lipinksi into household names.”

“But in terms of having a chance to linger in the public consciousness in any meaningful way”

They’re like a super sentai team, like Power Rangers, or Gatchaman, or Silverhawks(?); all multi colored and with different, complementary super-powers.

“Very good! ‘Fox News’ is also an acceptable answer. Pay attention students, this will be on the quiz Friday!”

Nothing says, “Souls have been crushed” like Pat Sajak throwing away a, “Ahhhh-yi-yi-yi”.

He’s no Alpha-5:

Just imagine how many advances the field of “toddler distraction” will make in another 3.2 years! What a time to be alive, and a daycare worker! :)