Nah man. Its a sequel to Wall-E is all.

Its literally like some zombies from the 1950s are at war with the modern world.

Clearly, he’s sharing chair-fighting strategies

I will buy this game, Sega. This week, I will pick it up at Target or something. There ya go. That’s the best I can promise.

“You don’t have to be Columbo to work out who the culprit is here”

“This is all stuff PC gamers are very familiar with thanks to Steam, but on the latest generation of consoles, the question of “quality” is still up for debate.”

“Gayle had voted for Obama twice and claimed that she was a lifelong Democrat. In fact, she actually voted for Trump and then voted Democrat for every other office down her ballot. When I asked why, she said:This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance. I mean, Trump’s a billionaire; I believe in him. Because he’s rich…

That poor man. I hope that asshole head didn’t hurt his fist too much

The cardboard cutout would make a better President

Turning off the motion controls is super, super dumb. Aiming is a thousand times better with it (though you will definitely have to recenter the camera, as previously stated). I get it - “I don’t like change”, “Motion controls are for babbies (because I never learned how to use them”, blah blah blah. TURN THEM ON.…

You clearly do not look at ratings for games on the eShop, sir. Its clear that pretty much everyone is way ahead of you in terms of not buying stuff on there ;)

I remember when a bear wandered onto school premises when I was in middle school in Northeast PA. They called animal control, who tranq’d it, and then the science teacher had an impromptu assembly where we all got to outside and learn about bears.

Yeah but, the name is pretty dope :) “BEST KOREA” sounds like the kind of name Kim Jong Un would use online, lol.

Game characters should react to stuff like that. They’re such mannequins, even now in 2017 - far too many devs are focused on literally everything except for making characters seem more real (except for Monolith; Shadow of Mordor remains the only achievement in A.I., emergent gameplay and systems-driven character…

I would be happy but I would rather live in a world where Konami exited the games industry and had to sell off their IP and Bomberman ended up at a different publisher who could put out games more regularly. I’m sure Bamco, Marvelous (XSeed) or Sega would treat him right with annual new $20 downloadable titles…

Rad. I’m down with some blackness ‘round these parts - needed more than ever right now :)

Shantae 1/2 Genie Hero and God Eater Resurrection/2

EA already counted their ducks before they hatched. We all have a TV show to look forward to! :)

Nintendo fanboys love to say this, which always illustrates they know nothing about Nintendo’s financials besides they heard it from somewhere that they have “lots of money” and thats it :) I guess saying this also illustrates just how little they value Nintendo’s waning brand recognition among consumers (games and…

Got my copy of Gravity Rush 2 pre-ordered so I’ll be playing that as soon as NewEgg ships it. I now regret playing through the entirety of the delightful Gravity Rush Remastered without listening to a single track of Rush’s, but I will correct that mistake with the sequel!