I think it's pretty pathetic that you're trying to tell me how to have a mature conversation on the internet, when your entire comment boils down to some stranger shouting at me that 1) I should be expected to believe whatever I hear with very little proof, and 2) various insults and ad hominems trying to insult my…

Yes, and I love how difficult it is for people to accept that! They're all like "...whuh? Corvette? Not fitting my restrictive image of a 2-seat coupe? I can't believe that! DOES NOT COMPUTE!" I've posted pictures, I've given the details, and still nobody believes me. That's the price I pay for bragging about…

Congratulations, you just took two different stabs at guessing my age, and failed with both of them. I'm 22, neither a teenager nor a middle-ager. I am pretty well prepared to let it go soon, due to the fact that absolutely nobody seems to have an open mind on this site.

Okay, so is my 'Vette, how does that change anything?

Wait... you think I'm the one getting dragged along for four hours? When I'm the one who physically owns the car, and everyone else on the whole god damn site is desperately, pathetically crawling up to me and insisting my car's not real based on completely baseless lines of argument? Sounds like I'm the one proving…

Yes, yes I can. Are you done with the insults and ready to have a mature conversation now?

And did that stop him?

Clearly it's not stock. It wouldn't be a Beef Cruiser if I just walked out of the showroom with a Vette and started comparing it to Hellcats.

So, you think you can get away with "sarcastically" starring one of my comments from my Corvette article? Kind of some sort of hillbilly way to elbow your friends and say "Hey look, this idiot's Magic Beef Cruiser isn't really a Vette"? Because that's what FUCKING EVERYONE THINKS??? Well guess what. How about I…

Cute, but it's not a Nissan. It's a mid-90's Corvette sedan in Cyber Black Metallic. 5 on the floor, top speed of at least 160. You wanna test me?

First you make me out to be dumb, then you make me out to be a troll. Hopefully I "have you going" to the eye doctor.

Or maybe if you were an adult who had devoted lots of care and loving passion to something which you couldn't possible bear to stand to see tarnished and demolished on a thread like this simply by using words. Like, what are we in middle school again? Sticks and stones can break my bones, and all that?

Yeah? You wanna test me on that?

Thanks for once again making me sound dumb, but thanks and no thanks.

Sounds like a pedantic showdown to me.

Thanks, but no thanks.

I'm not starring every comment I make. Look, if I were starring every comment I make I'd star this one, and I'm not going to. Listen, this is all ridiculous. I'm not sure where your understanding of Corvette culture comes from or why you refuse to believe in my Beef Cruiser, but it's right there, in full color, on…

Yes, I am actually 100% sure. It's not that kind of 'Vette.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Sweet