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yeah sorry to all you frickin conspiracy theory losers but I had an Australian roommate who looked JUST like Amelia Earhart and so did her mom and I was like “omg [name withheld] you look JUST LIKE our first lady of the sky, where is your family from” and she was like, “well my dad’s family is from Scotland” and I was

Then get progressive people on the fucking ballot in the first place. I’m sick of this shit. Those people had two major candidates to choose from, and the more liberal of the two won. That’s who was there. One of those people was going to be governor. To get progressives on the ballot for something like a governor

Every year I tell myself not to read the Jezebel scary stories because they mess me up. And every year I do not listen to my own advice. I read the stories.

I’m thinking zombies. I’ve never seen a zombie movie where the corpses swam ashore from the ocean, but I feel like it would be interesting.

I disagree vehemently with what you’re saying here:

That’s a great way to let the lazy fuck get to continue lazily fucking while the person who has standards does all the work.

I’m talking about how sites like Jezebel, xoJane, and Into the Gloss have gay men as featured writers despite being outlets that were implicitly created to reflect the voices of women and to provide jobs for women. I’m talking about shows like Kimmy and Girls starting out as voices for unconventional women and

Am I the only one who doesn’t really find Titus that funny?

No, he’s not. There is a clear correlation of notes between the Vanilla Ice track and “Under Pressure” - if it isn’t a looped sample to begin with. The argument here is that the actual notes of “Blurred Lines” don’t match up with “Got to Give It Up” - versus something like George Harrison’s “My Sweet Lord” and The

Fellow Canadian here. I grew up in a forestry family through the 70s and 80s. I feel like the words “Softwood Lumber Dispute” could be part of the subtitle to my youth. Take heart that we’ve been to the international trade courts five times over this. Each time, the US gets sent packing. Given the randomness of this

Corollary: the people who tell me “I like to visit NYC, but I wouldn’t want to live there” are super fucking annoying. I just tell them “we don’t want you to live here either, so that works.”

LOL, main trouble is you have to love them to put up with the shit in the binder.

As far as I know she is just an old woman living in New York.

Ahhh. Good point.

Jew here who has never fucking heard of this channel. This is like asking if the 700 Club represents all Christians in the world. Why would you ever ask such a thing?

Unfortunately no, it’s a weird little phenomena of a channel that appears to be trying to capture both the Conservative (middle of the road Jewish sect, kosher keeping, may go to temple on the regular, but problably doesn’t own a full dual kitchen setup for 100% Kosher alla time) and Orthodox (full on extreme

Just gonna float this out there - Jews. We’re legion (there are different sects, ethnic backgrounds and subgroup views on various things) and among our legion are assholes, racists, Islamaphobes, sexists, abusers and people who will say stupid shit on TV. This is a network run by a dude who doesn’t have much of a

I was hoping to find such faiths that have unfailingly kind followers.

All the Jews I’ve known in my lifetime have been incredibly smart, enlightened, kind and fun to be with.

Actually, Senate committee chairmanships are given out based on a combo of seniority and “prestige”. Unfortunately, Indian Affairs is not one of the committees that senators are scrambling to get on (or stay on). And if you are chair of one committee, you can’t head another. So, senators with more seniority on Indian