That’s an incredibly sudden and decisive knockout. He really Polished him off there.

North Korea’s main news outlet, the Korean Central News Agency, did report on the event, saying “the game of attacks and counterattacks ended in a draw 0-0.”

If you’re going to smash your dick to Pulp, I suggest using “Disco 2000” or “Do You Remember the First Time?” over the more popular “Common People.”

Fun fact he demoted the former archbishop of St. Louis, Cardinal Burke. So it is true that he is not a fan of St. Louis Cardinals.

“It was just the tip of his finger. No big deal.”

Remember when the position around here was that Antonio Brown was being unduly driven out of town by out-of-touch Steelers management?

Geez, that ump is awful. The worst part is the I’ll show you strike he called on LeMahieu (the 0:49 mark). That one is like 4-6 inches outside (i think it crossed over the other batter’s box line which is 6 inches) and he calls it a strike.

I mean, it IS good news

I could do a triple twist... with some assistance:

Bird and Mathis probably need some Maalox after that.

This article’s summary of this research is so bad that it borders on willful falsehood. Here’s the actual result from the study:

It’s pretty stunning that this fucktard professional talent evaluator didn’t know what conference Ohio State plays in. Especially considering that Ohio State has been in the same conference since 1912 and the conference has had the same name since 1949.

I had seen Dwayne play in the Big 12—is that the big 12 anymore?

“It just felt white, y’know?”

I was in a play space with my toddler a few weeks ago and Baby Shark came on the sound system. It was like the DJ put on a banger at the club. Every kid in there basically did the toddler equivalent of, “This is my jam!”

welcome back

Am I the only person who doesn’t see it in the x-ray? I feel like this is the worst Magic Eye picture ever.

Yep, we’re definitely fucked, because the primaries haven’t even started yet and liberal bloggers are already trying to destroy their own.

I might not have the strength...

When reached for comment Brian Kemp confirmed he has opened an investigation into the Democratic Party of Georgia to get to the bottom of this.