It’s super easy to care and feed an Alligator, especially with all the kids mini-golf attracts.

“Sure look, what can ye do? The ting is, lad’ll day if ye watch ‘is Youchube there, sure enough. Minus craic altogether!”

Ok cool. High five and have a good day. 

Don’t forget ‘Bless her heart”

As anyone with a sister can attest, this is pretty tame.

I’d be interested to see how that plays out. The writing here isn’t something I’d seek out normally - 70% the reason I come is to comment on stuff and read other peoples’ comments

There is shame in loving cock IF you pay for sex workers and then turn around and sponsor legislation that makes life more difficult for queer people and/or sex workers.

Too conditional.

Lindsey fighting for his love of cock.

I hoped they would just stop at:

Lady G doth protest too much, methinks!

First off:

I don’t think they actually got married, but yeah, something was off there. I remember something she said in an interview about worrying if she were attractive enough for him or something. 

I like

Oh hell, let’s make a day of it and also include Logan Paul in a very thorough beat down.

I was thinking the same thing. A pox on both their houses, honestly.

This take is like trying to determine which pile of shit smells better.

I’m about to write something that is kind of mindblowing if you don’t follow MMA.

Good evening, Jezzie frens! It’s a perfect night for baseball and, more importantly, ice cream in a small hat, and, most importantly, post-victory sparklybooms.

Have shamelessly loved Jersey Shore from the jump. Yeah, The Situation was a piece of shit and a train wreck worth watching. Hated the person. Until now. I do love a redemption story and having watched this particular one play out on TV makes it a little more endearing. We’ve all got stories of redemption and…