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7/6/21

Just came here to say “I have had with these motherfucking snakes in my motherfucking drain”.

7/1/21

Tommy Lee and Heather Locklear set the bar for this well before he started dating Pamela.

6/30/21

In accordance with internet law, if a dog is mentioned by name we have to also see photographic evidence of said dog.

6/30/21

Agreed on everything except the Nicki part. By most accounts she isn’t a particularly pleasant person to work with so I believe most of those were legit.

6/29/21

You know what else I think is fake?

6/25/21

Oh my god that look wendy had when da brat said she had no real friends. Fuck wendy williams.

6/24/21

Heterosexual woman here (also a contemporary of Aniston, Pitt, and Schwimmer) and I think that current Brad Pitt is more attractive than 90s Brad Pitt. He’s aged some of the “pretty” off and replaced it with “interesting” (although none of this is fair-- the “pretty” business wasn’t his fault, and, quite frankly,…

6/21/21

I coach a college team in South Carolina and Liberty HS XC team follows us on instagram, so of course! He had a phenomenal senior year. He’s never made the National championship meet, and here he is, at the finals of the Olympic Trials! He added 14 inches to his jump 2 moths ago, and then hits the second best jump of…

6/21/21

Tuff Turf!

6/21/21

agree neither deserves it

6/21/21

God, RDJ was pretty back then!

6/21/21

For real. James Spader does NOT deserve this. Even Steff didn’t deserve it. He was open and honest about his assholery.

6/21/21

Yup. Beautiful James Spader, sleazily hot Robert Downey Jr., and, of course, young Rob Lowe. We knew how to do fine fine jerks back then.

6/21/21

He was so nonchalant about being a rich white dickhead and how that was simply his God-given right. “Would I treat my parents’ house like this if money was any kind of an issue?”

6/21/21

At least in the eighties GOP assholes were wrongfully, shamefully hot, you know? Now they all look like potatoes and wonder bread had an uninteresting, stupid baby.

6/21/21

And refreshingly honest, despite being a jerk. I think he was the only one in the whole movie that really knew himself and what he wanted.

6/21/21

I know. Isn’t he pretty?

6/21/21