This is my literal thought every time I see a photo of Cardi B.  Minus the fork part.  That child of hers is absolutely beautiful and Cardi is going to maim her with those nails. 

Not even being sarcastic or contrary, but no way she ends up in Hallmark or Lifetime movies. She’s not kind enough or ‘pretty’ enough. And by pretty, I mean by Hallmark/Lifetime standards...conventionally attractive enough by normal standards, but more importantly, you smile with your entire face and look like someone…

Also, it helps that I’ve heard her make fun on herself regarding that incident on multiple occasions. She seems to realize that she was a complete turd in that moment.

It’s not just that she is the wife of someone accused...she was accused of participating in some of the assaults, wasn’t she?  She held the victim down while he was assaulting them?

Cancer, apparently.

The world is far less funny without Willie Garson.

So good.

Exquisite.  As usual. 

I’m also betting that they have a pool and are in it frequently in the hotter months.  

He really does.  I know people think this is all a publicity stunt, but they both look so genuinely happy.  I’ve said before that my only regret about my first real love is that he didn’t come later in life.  I would have liked to practice on someone else so I could get it right with him.  Maybe it’s the same for…

I would agree, but she’s wearing a skirt version of the black leather getup with mask that he wore at one of the many many Donda events.  Her fetish wear transition is just a mimic of him, at the moment, and that makes it icky to me.  

I’ve always despised him.  And I fully admit that my little ankle biters are rotten to the core and have no manners.  But they are happy and adore me, and I adore them.  I’ll take happy and adored over anxious and feared any day of the week. 

Same.  The Wire is on my list, but I’ve never seen it.  Chalky White was one of my favorite things about Boardwalk Empire, which is one of my top five shows of all time.  

She willingly put aside the potential for more money, left her home and moved to Alabama, and she is putting herself at great personal risk.  She will be singled out and antagonized, and that’s the best case scenario.  

This is my favorite thing I’ve read in a while.  The thought that a bad yelp review would be problematic for Harvard at all is a representation of her intellect, which I dare say, is why her dumbass got removed from the class. 

I agree. My only word of advice is not to make it adversarial, if that makes sense. If you approach it incorrectly, it conveys the “I don’t trust you and I’m going to catch you” message.

I would like Leah McSweeney to tackle her uniboob.  Or quit showing it to me.  Or just to quit. 

I guess this is different for me because she’s an EP on the project. This is her version, which I don’t think she’s been able to tell at this level previously. I know she’s been interviewed, etc., but this will allow her to tell the story of how things happened. The minutiae matters sometimes. She deserves that…

She’s so pretty, but also...she’s really handled the notoriety well, I think.  She’s usually the first to make the joke, and if she’s not first, she laughs along with everyone else.  She even had kind words for Linda Tripp when she became ill.  

Isn’t Renee’s British accent notoriously bad?