True story...I worked for an attorney that sat at home for the entirety of that trial and watched it on CNN (or wherever).  It ended up costing him his law license.  There are other steps between A and Z, but it all resulted from him completely neglecting his practice for 8-9 months. 

I have an orange tabby boy that also takes it upon himself to tend to everyone’s grooming needs.  He’s absolutely antisocial all day long...the most I will ever get from him is when I wiggle my fingers at him, he’ll give me one little nose boop before he moves on his way.  But at night, as soon as the covers are on,…

Sutton is my spirit animal.

I’ve never seen The Grifters beyond that scene.  Turned it off right there when he started making her explain it while she put the oranges in the towel.  

I’m pretty sure she’s some kind of sorceress.  

Not that I was ever a fan, but this is when I really soured on her.  She went on and on about this horrible disfigurement and then revealed her perfectly gorgeous face.  How fucking insensitive can you be.  

The Connors is way better than Roseanne ever was.  And I was a fan of Roseanne. 

Ted Nugent, Steven Tyler, Jerry Seinfeld, Wilmer Valderrama, Bill Wyman, Don Johnson, Prince, Joel Madden.....

Big white girl....reporting for duty.  I have a baseball bat and I’m happy to bring refreshments.  

Before a sudden cancer diagnosis caused me to have to put her down in 2018, I’d spent more money on my dog than I did on my car. Because everything she had was treatable and I loved her so much it hurt.  

It could be a great opportunity for them. It would definitely distract from Andrew, and if the speculation is correct that Charles will pass the throne to William, then it would be very beneficial to do everything possible to put the squabbles between the brothers and their spouses in the past.  

I think she wasn’t much older than that when she first hooked up with Mickey Rourke and began their life of drugs and violence and eating disorders and plastic surgery.   I hope she’s finally found a peaceful life.  

I loved Winger in Urban Cowboy.  I loved Urban Cowboy.  

Nope.  I was just fine until you said that.  I was sitting here thinking, “I am claustrophobic, but for some reason I think I’d be ok in an MRI.”  Then you said that and nope.  Nope nope nope.

Sorry.  Good hugs are always welcome. And enthusiastically returned.

You absorbed, my brother and I did everything possible to avoid the way they dealt with the world. I have one surviving brother and neither he nor I have ever married, or even really dated. Neither of us have kids, nor are we interested. Our parents are narcissists that think only of themselves, I have an unhealthy…

The nerve.

Absolutely.

Jason Momoa bathes

I scored a 5 on that quiz, but it probably should have been a 7...they didn’t include gambling in the list of addictions and I answered no on the question about worrying about food, clothing, etc, but that’s because I was providing it for myself and my siblings.