Separate the military aged males, give them a rifle and send them back.

And I was just being nice when i said dumb bombs....this is what I really think we should do:

And they absolutely do. Compare it to the current alternative.

they been bombing russia lately?

Wishful thinking. RIP Gawker.

Tyler, I absolutely love your writing. Please tell me you will still be employed after The Hulkster owns Gawker. I look forward to Foxtrot Alpha every day.

“The exercise will last five weeks.”

I’m late to a meeting because of this article, haha

That is incorrect. If you consume enough dairy without violent after effects, your body will adjust. I’m black and black people are right up there with asians with milk. I used to get gassy. Know what I did? Drink even more milk, eat every more cheese, chuged even more yogert. After a few months of the toots, I was…

National defense is a tiny fraction of our federal budget compared to debt obligations and social welfare. Nice try though.

Seriously, people need to just stop with this ‘space will help us dramatically’ bullshit.How about- i dont know- PUTTING GENUINE EFFORT INTO SOLVING YOUR MANY PROBLEMS rather than wasting money on dumb dreams

Hey Russia is a bigger enemy then ISIS. Remember that.

If by ‘dumpster fire’ you mean ‘balanced the budget, shrunk government spending, and worked across the aisle with Bill Clinton to do so’ then yeah, total dumpster fire.

Bwahaha, future looks bright! :D

The helicopters we dumped to make more room on our flat tops for innocent Vietnamese men, women, and children you mean? You and I both know Soviet Russia would not have ditched a single helicopter to save 1,000 innocents.

The hell you talking about? We had anywhere from 10:1 to 100;1 kill ratios in all those conflicts. It was political pressure to put down guns and resume farting rainbows that caused us to pull out of those conflicts. Ask Saddam and Osama if they “whooped” our ass.

Your comment is completely and absolutely ridiculous and demonstrates little other than your lack of knowledge.

What is it with communist countries and white walled military tires?

The 20th century has this cool new thing called the submarine. You should Google it.

I’m sure there are lots of steam achievements with only one person or no people having gotten them. They belong to games like this one; games that no one plays.