These folks don’t have much money. Stop being an ass.

Hey, when you show up like an unannounced dickhead, you get what you get.

Does that look like a family with a table setting for 12?

While unions had their place back in the day, I think it has been proven very well by Toyota, Nissan, Mercedes, BMW and VW at their American plants that you can pay a living wage, benefits and bonuses without the burdensome overhead of a union. Maybe Musk should do a COLA adjustment, but otherwise I don’t think a…

I come to Jalopnik to see cool photos and pictures of automobiles; read interesting and clever articles about automobiles; peruse equal parts snarky, knowledgeable, and funny comments about automobiles; and write my own rarely knowledgeable, occasionally funny, and aspiring-to-be-snarky comments about automobiles. Oh,…

You have no clue. And you suggest getting rid all nukes I assume.

X a million!!!

They just did.

Three major questions for our well-wishing, but woefully-misguided lawmakers/lobbyists in D.C.:

First, what will making systems reliant upon this communication do about older vehicles?

Secondly, what data network will support this mass transfer of information, without fail, while not simultaneously interfering with…

How about you fix the fucking roads first before trying to get cars to talk to each other.

NO! You damn well know if this happens, the government will use the info to find out how fast you drive, where you drive, and whatever else they want to collect. And DON’T think your insurance company won’t be using this data either!

“Kill Me!”

And thankfully now he’s a corpse.

In what dimension is Fidel Castro’s death a “non-story”?

Can you guys cool it for a couple days on all of the political articles?

The only way your kid knows he’s terrrible is you telling, projecting, or complaining to the kid. Unless you birthed a child prodigy, your kid only knows the details of the election through you.

“You’re a racist if you voted for Trump”

I realize this is joke. California succeeding would be disaster for California. If you think water rights fight in California is difficult now, add national border.

Let’s not forget: Fuck Hillary Clinton for being such a terrible candidate and odious personality with the worst political instincts since Walter Mondale, making Trump a viable choice for millions of people.

And that is how President McPresidentface was elected.