I’m just afraid of how much lens-flare I’m going to have to endure.

I’m guessing that the “biski” is a shitty motorcycle (submerged brakes and forks?) as well as a shitty PWC.

Stop talking about her emails and her husband’s blowjob. Being a criminal has no impact on whether or not someone is suitable for public office!

We are a republic. It helps to start with facts before ranting about how the US isn’t something it isn’t. We don’t compare ourselves to a foreign nation that is the size of one US state.

It’s CNN being CNN, more money then sense (and viewers).

I have one of these and it’s fabulous.

I have one of these and it’s fabulous.

Am I the only one not impressed?

So you’re going to vote for an old Communist or a boring liar? Who’s the crazy one?

Challenge: This is the most liberal site I’ve read (yes, even worse than the Huffington Post). If Deadspin releases an article dissing the Democratic ticket, then I will post a video of myself running naked across a tennis court.

No, they thought a kid, who’s backpack was beeping, and when asked to show what was beeping, presented a homemade electrical device with a timer, was carrying a bomb.

I got a 3-day suspension in the tenth grade for tossing some LED throwies (pictured) on metal surfaces around school.

Had to shove this story to every Gawker Media blog eh?

That’s what she said.

That’s what she said.

We don’t need to, as we have year round open ports. The Russians,I believe,and someone please correct me I am wrong, have either very few or zero ports open year round.

I know Cruise Missles and other things are better than 16 inch guns, but damn Battleships are sexy.

No one owes you shit.

No one owes you shit.

Except those video games aren’t an official production of the United States government.

WTF is a high-speed mouse mat?

WTF is a high-speed mouse mat?

I feel sorry for people so locked into preconceived notions that they can’t imagine normal, calm, rational, non-paranoid people carrying a gun.

I don’t know what everyone else thinks, but the people who wrote the Constitution and Bill of Rights are smarter than 99.9999999999999% of the people who have ever lived.