That was so sick! He also speculated that North could have an ass like her mommy. He needs help.

Woohoo!!! Free money!... this is why I stopped paying any attention to Kickstarter. Such a scam.

Because it is so hard to find a female who is attracted to us that we are forced to assume they all are just so we don't miss an opportunity.

Well, thankfully Radio Shack is closing down. Problem solved.

The BUFF will be around for a long time. When Boeing designed that aircraft it was one of those moments in the aeronautical time line when everything came together and someone had the gut's and vision to build the damned thing.....

Yea. Pretty sure animals don't drink beer, or have sex for pleasure (in most cases). So this is faulty logic.

I can only consume milk with cookies and I can only consume milk-soaked cookies.

I got through two gallons of milk a week. It's delicious and nothing goes better with desserts in general. And don't come at me with that nut/soy milk nonsense. Fucking pretenders to the throne all, they need to be banished to the outer realms to go hang with other frauds like Tofurkey.

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.

I'm sorry, this man obviously has many, many troubles but he abused an animal. It's being played for laughs and shock value but that's what happened and I wish those who report on this story would stop dancing around that fact. This isn't too far from young kids who are physically or sexually abused in the home who…

Because sanctions and peace talks have worked so fn well so far. I bet you thought 1938 was a helluva year too.

This has been in the news since first thing this morning eastern time (I saw it before hopping in the shower around 0600). Reportedly an ammunition/explosive component plant, and those are things that tend to go boom when they're lit on fire in their raw state...

To be fair, appeasement historically hasn't worked out well for Europe. They might want a new playbook.

When was the last time Europe didn't use appeasement as their main strategy.

That's the part that pisses me off the most. It's forever. We can't fix it and unspill the milk. I wonder if they will cover credit monitoring for kids too? I'm assuming my children's SSNs are now compromised, and their credit could be screwed up before they even get started.

Anthem was criminally negligent here. Businesses aren't going to take customer privacy seriously until people start going to jail and/or paying substantial, painful fines. When are the heads going to start rolling?

This is clearly true, but I think also marks us as old.

Except for your personality.

*A ball pit without the gallons of piss and shit one normally finds in ball pits.