You fall under the “Primitive screwheads bent on spreading misery to everyone not them” part. People like you can’t figure out how to wipe their own ass with out someone with a degree aground to instruct you.

Your caution is misplaced..societal collapse will happen long before the climate change boogeyman will get you..what are you doing to prepare for that?

My strategy was always to beat the living shit out of the vending machine. Never had money enough for chips AND a candy bar!

Syria is a desert that can only support a certain number of people during dry times; massive population increase during a lull in natural drought patterns and poor infrastucture planning (*See: California 2015) are the major compounding factors. Blaming it on climate change is just a timely and convenient propaganda…

Getting pressure to generate more ad revenue with clicks? The Hulkster payout is going to hurt! My sincere hope anyone with any talent at Gizmodo et al. land on their feet anywhere else.

Syrian Drought? You are not serious are you? Syria is suffering from the age old clash of cultures.

Ever hear of Chicken Little?

Lord Humungus stopped a Big Rig driving Max...

Maddie are you fatalist? bored with your life to the point that you would wish for a world ending scenario to come along and wipe us all out? You seem to consistently be the chicken little on these specific topics.

“...place to take drugs and the threshold to getting laid is much lower.”

I like Uber McUberSauce personally

Thats an Uncle Sam Pez dispenser...

Wes! you always deliver on lulz! thanks for the belly laugh!

This is one the greatest videos i have seen recently thanks!

New to the human race? You can’t shift human nature!

Yeah thats a good thing! the more he is away from washington the less damage he can do to America..sorry Cuba you are on your own.

Poor naive child..

I’m embarrassed for President Obama in Cuba to think the leader of the free world would mix with such low life, two -bit despots.

All i want to hear from Apple is Amazon Prime Video on Apple TV.

That is one big bird murderer!