So .. you haven't actually tried it? Good comment.

She thinks all chemicals are bad, because she has no idea what the fuck a chemical is. She thinks all chemicals are man-made. She asked me for a glass of water once and I told her I didn’t want to give her any chemicals. She was so confused. My wife has since told me to stop messing with her.

Did she treat Pete like garbage? It sounds like they both got infatuated quickly, as young people do, and she broke out of it sooner and she dumped him. That sucks for Pete, as it sucks for everyone who gets dumped, but dumping someone doesn’t necessarily mean you treated them like garbage, does it?

She actually sounds mature and self-aware....dont understand where the hate in the comments comes from. Shes a good artist who puts out catchy pop songs, i like her

You sound fun like an asshole. 

You are, to an extent. I defy you to use “I’m not sorry I am, but I’m sorry you’re not” in any context and see how people receive it. It’s not your situation that reeks, it’s your smug framing of your circumstances.

I’m not sorry I am, but I’m sorry you’re not.

I have a really toxic abusive brother as well, and there are very few days that go by, even now, where I don’t wish I were an only child. You have my sympathies.

1. I don’t have rotating beers on tap at home

Also places you go regularly but don’t necessarily like. Work, for example. 

I’ve been on some form of the pill for close to thirty years now, so I’m going to counter anecdata with anecdata ;-). I love the damn thing. After going on the pill, my PMS symptoms lessened, my migraines were more controllable, and, oh yeah, I could almost completely dismiss the worry about getting pregnant thanks to…

I walked in on my parents when I was 13. I would have gladly conjured Death right then and there if I could have. I think they felt the same. But, in the time honored tradition of WASPs since the beginning of the earth, we never ever mentioned it again. I would also like to add that I am now an obsessive knocker. I…

The whole point of sports is to win. If the opposing teams defense is hot garbage, why is that the fault of the attackers? What kind of idiocy is this?

Celebrate every damn goal, may be the only WWC goal you ever score.

According to multiple commentators, it apparently shows more respect to the losing team for the winning team to keep playing at their fullest until the end of the match. I guess noticeably pulling back can be a form of insult. Plus there’s the whole goal differential thing as previously mentioned.

Scoring in a World Cup is personal as much as it is for the benefit of the team. Mallory Pugh scored the eleventh goal, and it was her first ever goal in a World Cup (in her first World Cup game). Alex Morgan tied a USWNT record. It’s always a big deal to score in a World Cup, and these players are allowed to…

Anytime I hear someone say they won’t eat leftovers, I know two things: their mom didn’t work, and they had plenty of money growing up.

I think people find her stuck up because she refuses to admit or apologize for even the most minor mistakes, but way to to work in a subtle dig at people who hold less favorable opinions. It’s very LVP of you.

I don’t know why Andy Cohen doesn’t include mandatory reunion appearance in their contracts.

My husband comes from a #catsjustneedtoroam background (Europe) - and he almost had me convinced. So we let fully clawed, black Cat out and he didn’t come home and after an hour I didn’t trust it and ran out looking for him.