Absolutely agree. Once or twice you can give a person the benefit of the doubt, but this many times it’s time to break out the clue bat.

“That chiseling no-good bastard! He’ll be hearing from my vampire attorney!”

Will you survive? Maeby.

“Scar? What scar? OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST AAAAAAUGH WHAT HAPPENED TO ME AAAAAAAUGH!!!!”

I know it’s not manners, but it by Gawd works. True story: If you ever have a cyst or nodular acne issue the size of a nickel on your face, and someone asks you in the checkout line “What happened to your face?”, a great response is “I was born with this face. What happened to yours?”

If you’re not totally comfortable just telling her to cram it, you can always sarcastically say it was an attempted axe murder or something equally absurd. That usually shuts them up.

She obviously has no problem embarrassing you, or making you cry. Telling her to mind her own business would NOT make YOU the bad person here. I’m sure everyone around you is sick of this nosy harpy as well.

If this nation weren’t so backwards, Jerry Brown would make a hell of a presidential candidate.

This is super awesome. I’m proud that this is my college.

I see most people are posting “real food” but I usually only take pictures of my baking. Here’s a big turd of dough (prepping leftover dough for storage) for the best chocolate chip cookies on earth. I hesitate to spread the word because I like to be better at baking than everyone, but since I didn’t invent the recipe…

Coconut lime popsicles - coconut milk, sugar, lime juice. Pretty darn tasty.

I made this. It’s a super easy baked chicken dish I saw repeatedly in my faceplace feed. I never leave a recipe alone so I used homemade pesto and fresh buffalo mozz and tossed my angel hair pasta with butter and lemon zest. It was still super easy and mouths and tummies were happy.

It’s not fancy or special, but it is delicious.

Hmm. Did not know that! I wonder how many fundies now are aware of this history? You know how much big organized religions like to take full credit for everything “they” do, unless it’s actually something heinous, like child abuse.

*gasp* You mean, exactly like they should do with non-HIV infected people cutting themselves, per the most basic health code regulations?! Well, will wonders never cease.

That wouldn’t be chill, bro. Don’t wanna harsh my buzz, do you?

Either she’s lying or Cool Pope’s an asshole.

Perfect! One of my favorite scenes and my daughter reminds me of this constantly as I swear her favorite meats are bacon & ham. She also favors pork chops, pulled pork or pork loin over most others.

The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.