That is my absolute favorite part about her speech! She is so unfamiliar with the religion she hangs her hatred upon that it is funny at the same time it is depressing.

And right after they said that, Jesus cast the demons into a flock of pigs who then ran off a cliff. The Bible is so weird.

“We are legion...”

*siiiiiggghhhh....* if I ever needed evidence that Kim Davis has never in her life actually read the Bible, this is it.

The Antichrist knows her fan base hasn’t actually read the bible....

I learned that reading the Exorcist book or another book about demons.

#Iremainseated

Awful childhood nickname thread?

And when they sputter and ask if he’s a bichon MIX?

Wait... this is the outtake reel from Best In Show, right?

You know, one day I’ll be mature enough not to giggle for thirty seconds about the couple fighting over their Dog’s sperm being named the Wangsnesses.

Hush. You’re doing the lord’s work. It’s delicious, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

Mayo/Ketchup is great to dip your french fries into.

Back when I first saw him do it I tried it myself and found it not bad. I still do it every so often if we bring fast food fries home where I have unfettered access to condiments.

“He’d mixed a half-gallon of bleach with a half-gallon of ammonia in the mop bucket.”

When your primary audience is “people in the waiting room of a doctor’s office,” the last thing you should do is piss off a bunch of nurses.

Ohmygoodness no!!
I actually had to have a talk to Mr.Snuggleupagus the other night and explain that a) massage oil is NOT the same as lube and b) he was never, under no circumstances to get it all “up in me” to prove me wrong. UGH!

We were intimate at 4:00 a.m; my lover was behind me. He reached up and put a hand around my throat, under my chin. Apparently, he pressed against a nerve that caused me to pass out suddenly. I lunged forward, my chin crashed into the headboard. When I came to, I was bleeding profusely, and it was clear I needed…