I think you need to go to your town meetings and report back!

GREAT BIG WHINY WHINE AHEAD!

I talked a couple weeks ago about my weight loss (92 pounds now... huzzah!) but I also lost something else just last week: my virginity. I’m 31 and had been practicing abstinence. I wasn’t saving myself and didn’t have any hang ups about sex apart from some body image issues, I just wasn’t interested in casual sex and…

“...and THAT’S why you should never be a racist, xenophobic, classist asshole.”

She can’t tell the story now with a straight face. At all.

Last year, on the first day of school, I was sitting outside the classroom waiting for my class to start. A bunch of students were already lined up, waiting for the room to open (there was another class already in there).

This is about my twin sister. First day of school, she was in second grade. A boy named Ricky started picking on her. Pulling at her hair, slapping, kicking and terrorizing her. She was scared but nobody did anything. The teacher just told Ricky to stop it but he continued. He was big and an asshole. He grabbed her…

So, when I was in kindergarten, I wasn’t allowed to carry an umbrella on the bus.

Sweet lesbian Jesus, do I have a story for you!

It was 3rd of 4th grade—I was definitely old enough to know better. The teacher was so scary and I had to poop, I was too scared to ask to go to the bathroom. We were doing a playtime thing and I was with this other girl playing with legos or something. I thought I could poop and no one would notice so I shat my pants…

I had this happen when I volunteered at my daughter’s school for picture day. I was no-makeup, hair in a bun, baggy sweatshirt, and 33 goddamn years old. A teacher came up to me and said “Whose class are you in, sweetie?”

I used to teach elementary art in a really low-income school district near Denver. One student, Franklin, was a third-grader who was homeless and living in a car with his mother at the time. The district and social services were aware and helping as much as possible, but mom was hard to work with due to some ongoing…

I went to an elementary school which had one classroom per grade. My classroom was the same group of kids for years, give or take a few. By 6th grade there were 6 girls including myself and 14 boys.

Do they cut out Hecate? Do not bother with it.

SNOPES IS JUST AN ANAGRAM OF OBAMA!!!!!!!!

Obama had to nix the first choice for the rename, Mount Kunta Kinte.

Thought that his Civilization game was real history?

Those are trolls I can appreciate. That kangaroo thing is brilliant.

Comment appropriate to username is appropriate.

Sadly, a Google search for "Meatloaf people" did not turn up any images of a family of horrible anthropomorphic meatloafs that I could post.