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Shortly after I moved to Atlanta, one of my co-worker’s daughters got pregnant at age 16 and somehow managed to have an abortion without parental knowledge or consent.

Alright, I obviously was not there, but this is one of the best funeral/memorial stories I’ve heard to date:

Me too! And I suppose this means Mr. Carson also wants a war on beer.

Mr. Trump is decidedly anti-taco.

Me too! Right up in there.

Comedy Central ran it about a week ago- it was breathtakingly SPOT ON. They should just run the episode on a loop for the next month as this black hole starts to drag in all the complicit trash surrounding it.

Penis, accents AND an island??? Count me in..

Mr. Nesbitt has learned the first lesson of not being seen: not to stand up.

MR. ROGERS IS THAT YOU?!

I worked retail at large department store in SoCal that was trying to compete with Nordstrom in the ‘customer is always right’ category. I worked women’s shoes (the high-fashion section). We would have ladies bring back extremely worn shoes that they purchased elsewhere. For these I had to call the manager, because I

That’s my experience. My good friend has worked her way up the ladder at a standalone store (she’s a regional manager), my husband worked for one in our college union that was technically owned by Sodexo. My friend is treated well and gets all these random benefits that Sodexo would try to deny to their employees

At my favorite deli right after the lunch rush the owner (wife was front of the house, husband back) used to go around to each table asking if everything was ok.... while holding a big ass knife. It never got old, I swear.

I knew a guy who worked there long ago. He said every year, parents would bring in their kids for an easter dress and a week later return it. He asked them “How did the pictures turn out?”

God, I got that and my employer was *an accountant*. We could not upset this guy because he had a chain of stores and so provided us with a lot of ‘business’.

Just call a line cook- they have plenty of big knives.

Yeah, I want to say then this may go nowhere, which hopefully would mean nothing happens to the individual. I’m not entirely sure how the math works for his purchases (taking into account gift card purchase and the like) but I would venture a guess and say this person buys on the way to work, lets say they work 5 days

you beautiful, naive land mermaid.

I wonder how upbeat Seventeen would be if someone published a “life hack” or scam as Most people refer to this, on how to get Seventeen magazine for free each month.

People look at the little baby in your arms and say, “Oh, how cute!” They don’t think about those same babies turning into idiot, stupid teenagers who are replaced by aliens. And unfortunately, what those idiot aliens learn as teenagers often carries through their adult life. Which explains the idiot author of the