“What do kittens like to play with?”

*golf clap*

That is to say, we all knew old Tuppy Glossop had a temper, but I say, old chap. I mean, I say.

I’ve noticed that movie promotion works the other way around sometimes. Back when I had “real” TV (viva la Netflix!), I saw the most ads for the movies that were obviously going to bomb (I think the movie Paparazzi is what originally brought this to my attention). I figured that they were trying to get the most out of…

Not gonna lie, it might be worth watching just for Thornton as Carville.

I started seeing ads for it all over the internet...yesterday. Maybe Thursday. So.

I grew up just south of Oregon, so definitely in your Canada/California corridor. One night, when I was maybe 9 or 10, my family was driving home from the county fair, a couple of towns north of where we lived. I was staring out the window, tired from the day but awake, and my eyes had settled on this fairly bright…

I hope it’s a complicated book code, and Freud’s Last Session is the key.

I mean, if someone takes you somewhere, discovers that the place isn’t vegetarian/vegan friendly, and then tells you to suck it up and eat a house salad, that person is not your friend. UNLESS you’re in a giant group or some other logistically awful situation, but even then if I were the omnivore in that situation I…

I am absolutely positive that the eventual made-for-TV movie about this will be called “Blood Moon.”

I think the quote is saying that if we view him as a monster, then he’s something other than human and therefore less responsible for his actions (you don’t expect a monster to NOT kill people, right?). As for the humor, Mel Brooks has phrased it much better in a bunch of interviews where he’s basically said that…

Not weird. I don’t really think there’s any card that’s inherently BAD. The pictures can be scary, especially the Swords if you have a Waite/Smith deck, but a lot of times the meaning doesn’t necessarily line up with the picture.

My Olds Cutlass (‘86, I think) caught fire too! Not badly-my dad noticed when he opened the hood to check the oil or something and saw the scorch marks. There was also a period of 6 months or so when the fuse governing all the dashboard lights and electronics would blow periodically, so I kept a batch of fuses in my…

In some states it’s illegal for managers to make tips. I remember that Starbucks in particular lost a class-action lawsuit about it in CA, and in that case even shift leads, who are paid hourly and do all the exact same work as baristas plus supervisor duties, weren’t supposed to be making tips. If I’m going to be…

Am I misremembering, or wasn’t CS Lewis Protestant? Tolkein was the Catholic one.

Yay puberty!

What’s your proposal for a cheap and easy way to give each of those benefits without marriage? No, they probably shouldn’t be attached to marriage—I should be able to give every single one of the civil benefits of marriage to my sister if she’s the person I think most fit for them, and I should be able to divide them…

I don’t know a single person that calls salsa “dip” in any context. “Dip” is queso or onion dip or something. Salsa is salsa. Guacamole is guacamole (or guac, if you’re insufferable).

I was going to say The Hair, but that’s pretty good, too.

So, I don’t know if this family is Christian or not, but this is LITERALLY what it says you should do in the Bible. So good on them, if they are.