I work in security. If I told my boss that, I’d fully expect/want to know he/she would fire me on the spot. (Why wait?)

“We’re proud to announce our newly named team ... The Washington Lady As!”

Some of them might have had a vianarchosyndicalistcommune.

it’s not how it works in Brazil either.

And Cloud gets his name from his dope vape tricks shyeaaaaa

....it’s a sailboat?

“Well I’ll be damned. He was such a quiet NPC. Kept to himself, didn’t bother no one. Never thoughta him as the type to just snap like that.”

That advice is....(•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)...right on target. 

Ahhh... I’d put that to the test.

Damn. Even fake FIFA is crooked.

“anti-vaxxer essential oil pyramid scheme-shilling Facebook Jesus mom ass.”

....kind of?

So... they’re not waiting to receive the Eucharist?

The American military’s parades are in other countries

Imagine using peaceful balloons that make kids happy instead of weapons of war in your parades lmao

Sub-atmospheric POlyvinyl iNert Gas Elevated Ballistic Orbital Bomb

I graduated high school in 1989. The teachers called us no good sons of bitches as needed. I guess this stuff hadn’t yet hit my district.

I’m not an anthropologist or psychologist, but I’m betting it began with the start of human consciousness.

And he would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling.. wait.