Kirk’s fine without his phaser. He still has his fists and his irrisistibility to alien women. Read more

And the “Snyder Sucks, Sucks” crowd. And the “Let’s Suck Snyder” crowd, and... Oh let’s face it, we’ve all been insufferable. But it has been a fun ride, nonetheless. Read more

“We’re proud to announce our newly named team ... The Washington Lady As!”

Some of them might have had a vianarchosyndicalistcommune.

when you’ve got a super dupe as president...

Actual events secretly recorded, “the other night”. Read more

Oh no! Does Homer have Covid-19?

Beelzebub has a hack put aside for me, for me, for meeeeee...

Why would someone name this “Thunderspy”? Read more

I mean, yes? Read more

it’s not how it works in Brazil either. Read more

And Cloud gets his name from his dope vape tricks shyeaaaaa

....it’s a sailboat?

“Well I’ll be damned. He was such a quiet NPC. Kept to himself, didn’t bother no one. Never thoughta him as the type to just snap like that.”

Headline from the Betelgeuse system: Sphere Project Reaches 50% Completion.

Wow, family dinner at the state prison!