Batman Returns???

Neverminded, thinking of one of the Christopher Nolan flicks

Uh, you all recall the PS9 don’t you?

“We can do a deal. I’ll buy you a delicatessen!”

Even this year’s 4th of July parade...

And in my school, we were.

Bah! People have been buying snake oil for much longer than this country has been around.

Is there a use by date on airbags? 

“Ranked competitive mode” in Destiny 2, you’re joking right?

Well, at least it’s better than Pink’s Sunday Night Football song.

I’m visually repulsed by the strangely patterned colored lines, then I take my glasses off, “oooh, isn’t that lovely.”

You underestimate the power of Cities:Skylines’ mods:
14:26 for the cinematic preview.

The cadavers only pile up in the buildings sadly.

But if you get them too wet before the fire does its thing, whats left of the mummy will bloat and start to ooze out of the damaged body and burst out through the bandages. 

Aliens, Area 51 black projects, pinko Commie interference ... please stop with your far-fetch speculations.

He didn’t tell you to forget that.

Women, they want our women.

Elon’s vision and your predictions and of those replying are so incredible, so astounding that it boggles the mind how humanity has progressed this far without them. The Future holds much promise!

You’ll have to wait your turn, he is but one man and can only “pull” so much in tunnels at a given time.

Well obviously because he interrupted an important game for the home team... (Seahawks vs Giants)
Probably having something to do with both teams being in 1st in their divisions and the game going into overtime.

Hell yes! Gymkata can’t be far behind!