$1 million dollar giftbaskets per voter couldn’t make JEB! electable.

is that The Game?

EGTOW

Remember, no matter how nuts you are for her, if she likes someone else, it’s irrelephant.

... well, add “take pregnancy test” to my pre-vacation to-do list. These poor women.

So, between the Zika virus and ever increasing anti abortion legislation (Hello, Kentucky!), I am beyond worried about the impending intersection of the two. Like, will this force people to reconsider restrictive access to abortion? Or will we begin forcing women to carry non-viable pregnancies to term?

My wife and I quote Pete and Trudy Campbell often. They were a great couple of characters.

i mean they’ve been talking around it all campaign season but saying the word “abortion” out loud makes for one hell of a soundbite and is all people will hear

No, Obummer started the Iraq war and let 9/11 happen. Don’t you watch the fair and balanced Fox News? He also invented AIDS and unemployment. Stupid libtard!

“How come nobody showed up at my birthday party?”

The mistake here is assuming Barbara called him

Straw Man argument.

Is it okay that I’m all bittersweet tears over here?

You know I’m torn on this! As a woman and person of color it’s great for ME. I mean how nice will it be to just be handed a high paying writers gig without doing any work at all or having any talent, you know? I could call up a few late night shows and have a job tomorrow, no resume or writing samples required!

Everyone PLEASE watch her show and make it a success. It would be horrible if a show that’s doing so many things right failed.

I wouldn’t be comfortable talking to my sibling on the phone if I knew that their partner was always going to be listening in there, either.

I support this, too. I just wish he would have started in 1999 and maybe been the commissioner of baseball instead of President. The world would be a better place.

I want him dressed in an orange jumpsuit, in a cell.