I’m a Hamm man, myself.

Ever since the legendary recipe change in the 90s, Burger King has always been better at fries.

Mind you that KFC in Japan tastes like 1,000 times better than it does in the States. Not that it’s “healthy” or “good for you”, just that it’s not a guaranteed trip to the restroom for a grease-induced shit. Or a decent shot at contracting e-coli.

Not sure why seeing Japanese fire hydrant markers (complete with an empty billboard slot) feels comfortable to me.

It keeps going... and going... and going... and going...

Don’t be silly, wall-to-wall carpeting is proof that every American is prosperous!

My family had an ornament labeled “1983", which was odd since that was no one’s birth year. I think a friend of the family had given it to them. Sometime in the late 90s it got destroyed. No one in particular was to blame but my parents were sullen about it and, as a result, so were me and my brother. It was like the…

To be fair, Papa John’s tastes AMAZING outside of the US. I’m guessing “better ingredients” make a “better pizza”? ;)

He was, at first. He seems to set the weapons to automatic, then manually sets the helm, then sits back and waits for it all to end. By the time he’s bearing down on the Narada, the viewscreen says that weapons are offline anyways. So there was a good couple of minutes where he was just waiting to die.

Same as 2009's Star Trek. George Kirk “has to” stay behind to collide the Kelvin with the Narada, but then spents his last few minutes just sitting in the Captain’s chair and listening to his son being born without him.

A real lifehack would be to stop using paper-thin glass ornaments.

The only thing savage about their styles are those mop haircuts.

The boy is the Legend.

Meh.

Mirror opposite to this analysis is the Hammerhead in Rogue One, needing an entire bridge crew to face certain death just to push a disabled Star Destroyer into another one.

If your intent is to crash and die, ANYONE can fly a 747 without a co-pilot.

Dance Fight 66 would have been way better a musical choice:

Like almost all the other light displays set to music, you have to tune your radio to a local frequency to hear anything. So you can sit in your car with the windows rolled down and bug the neighbors that way.

Watch out for her faerie rolls!

Of all the doors to pick, you chose a door where there is a bright halogen light directly above it but the only light on the floor is coming from the other side of its window. Even though the window itself is dark.