The comics continue their newfound tradition of making better movie scripts that the 2016 movie script.

Whatever happened to that proposed female Santa Claus movie that Disney (ABC?) wanted to do? Did it even make it into production or was it released so very very quietly?

Now it’s meta! They can write “articles” about their Star Wars “articles” and ask us unironically why they’re still so miserable and lonely on the inside.

The main laser was integrated into the design from the beginning, as seen at the end of Revenge of the Sith (the dish is already in place even though the rest of the station is a skeleton). But problems with the power output forced them to gut those systems and rebuild them from the ground up (the reason why Galen…

Shout out to Disney for low-key making him look like Ebenezer Scrooge.

Not the part with the woman chasing a guy with a broom?

Not the first time that’s happened. People who actually watch The Americans seem to have a hard time believing that there are dozens of us, DOZENS!

I started watching as the second season started. I binged and caught up very quickly and stuck with it until the end. A good, steady burn that only uses its period and the story of the computer industry as a backdrop to some deeply layered humans that you will fall in love with, faults and all. And the whole series…

I liked Cavill in the Man from UNCLE

I don’t think any of the current DC actors are bad at all at their roles, I don’t even begrudge Ben Affleck. It’s the people behind the camera that are responsible for the potential MCU rival being a laughingstock instead.

Yeah... that’s why I didn’t see it. Couldn’t get away.

Wrong Joker, given the subject matter.

A blank sheet of paper titled “List of good people left in the world”.

How many loot boxes did you have to open before you got that gun?

I just watched Baby Driver last night, I think you meant to say:

Sounds like something John Gruber would have written ten years back.

I am completely aware.

Well, in existing iMacs they still use 5-inch platter drives over SATA. But Apple has been using PCI-express for SSDs for years now. Their SSD modules aren’t even drives, they’re like tall memory sticks - same as the ones used in their notebooks, plugged directly into the logic boards.

What’s hilarious about that is how about around the year 2000 all the keyboards and mice Apple made (that weren’t bundled with the candy-colored iMacs) were matte black behind clear acrylic. Once Apple started making white Macs customers kept pestering Apple (And me, the nobody selling them at CompUSA) to make white…

Once the proper Mac Pro comes out next year, possibly. Unless that system is aluminum silver just to fuck with everyone.