So, in other words, teach your preschoolers how to read. Just don’t do it in a way that insults their intelligent because they are a LOT smarter than you realize.

A better response would be to give all male characters a trouser snake and call it even.

Ouija

Ouija

You’re going to be so disappointed in yourself when you learn that the characters in the manga and anime are either white or of unknown origin.

I remember this fanfic...

AeronPeryton: That doesn’t seem like a good solution.

Tracer and Chun-Li don’t look right at all. I’ve seen cosplay that nails the appearance better. These looks like cheap Poser models.

And yet, this trailer smells of whatever made the live-action Ghost in the Shell movie not good.

Mahershala Ali is the PERFECT choice for Vector. That is all.

“Important science stuff. You wouldn’t understand.”

I wonder how much the film studio actually paid for the IRL car, then how much they paid to turn it into the Ecto-1.

Everyone knows that you hate-pay people in old, sticky pennies that aren’t even rolled.

My Amazon Japan delivery mixup story:

This is a lot better than a gym I found in Urayasu with a built-in Dominos Pizza. =/

That’s the best litmus test for any gym. If you don’t want to climb the stairs, you weren’t going to make any progress here anyhow.

A SACRIFICE IS REQUIRED!

Think of everything I’ll get done now that I won’t be sleeping tonight!

This has me seriously considering playing through the trilogy again.

Remember that this game is EA, and that Mass Effect 3 in particular was rushed out and got severe backlash for having an incomplete endgame.

It’s a higher reading level than most web comics, but at least they include visual gags so everyone gets something out of it.