Don’t play with my heart like that!

“Holy forking shirt balls!”

Hera and Sabine are the only Rebels characters I really like.

This is the first time since Rogue One that Hera has been called a General. Thrawn himself called her a Commander in the same episode, so I think she got a recent field-promotion that even he is unaware of.

Didn’t his promotion come directly from Palpatine? Tarkin is still just a Governer, how could he promote someone to the rank of Grand Admiral? Vader... just doesn’t care about the Imperial Navy. And he’s only detached to Tarkin, as he officially reports directly to the Emperor.

Well, I dealt with it by teaching myself not to be an awful person at (what seems to be) a relatively young age.

AKA a normal Tuesday at Yoyogi Park.

Microsoft: Recreating the macguffin from one of the cringiest episodes of Star Trek ever.

And then they’re going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a flickering street light here.

Sad smoking girl in city.

The creator wanted it to be a J sound, but admitted that the internet had made the decision for themselves before he could get the word out and formally resigned from trying to change people’s minds.

Dinobot is a raptor, not a brontosaurus.

I cannot believe that Optimus Primal was really that small. Maybe I’m remembering his other forms at the end of the series.

No, I think the first movie was just fine. It was everything after that kept amplifying its weakest points and constantly catering to the lowest common denominator that made me give up after the third one.

Holy shit! Either Optimus and Cheetor are way too small or Dinobot is way too big.

Police Cruiser Barricade is one of the few great things about Bay’s Transformers.

Yoyo teleporting, Simmons firing an energy weapon, Agent May flying a budget Milano, Coulson still joking like a dad. I’m sufficiently hyped.

It’s almost like he’s channelling Gwen Pool because he knows how tropes will play out in real life in that universe.