This is an excellent question I think someone should ask *looks meaningfully at kotaku editorial staff*

Seriously, the fact that this: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/battle-… exists on the apple store makes all the stupid rejections all the more surreal.

My thought was Heinz 57.

I spent about 5 years in a relationship with an emotionally abusive partner who slowly but surely cut me off from my friends. The part I feel worst about is that I let her do it. When I came out of that relationship it was like slowly waking up and remembering who *I* was, not who she wanted me to be.

and your first album will be "in a forest of cock shafts" subtitle "my pancakes don't need extra maple syrup"?

Words videogames taught me, and how to spell them correctly:

That first level sim buck looks so sad... Maye a reflection of how the debs feel when they are pushing micro transactions.

Don't look now, but they also have assassin's creed, Call of duty, barbie, hello kitty, world of warcraft, hot wheels, power rangers, skylanders and sponge bob.

Dear bioware:

This isn't the first time we've seen easter eggs like this in BioWare games. A DLC in Mass Effect 2, for example, features a statue of an ogre from Dragon Age. Mass Effect 1, if I recall correctly, has at least one character referencing "the maker,"—which is what people in Dragon Age call their version of god. Lets…

This is exactly what came to my mind

If "Some dude ... who wanted power" fails to scare you, you aren't paying attention. I would argue most of the ills in our world are caused by "Some dude who wanted power".

I had similar problems on my Xbox one, at the same "climb the stained glass" bit that other people mention. It would just kind of "stutter". I switched out to the home screen and went to each of the recent apps (For me, Uplay, and watch tv) and used the "menu button" (formerly known as start) to pull up the menu and…

Alright, so I guess what I'm really asking is: Can we have things like that be a bigger story?

Can you provide details on an embargo? "We may not publish a review until date/time ?" Or possibly "We have a review copy, but we are unable to publish: screenshots, reviews, <other items> until date/time"?

So Barney is cancer-proof?

Somehow I misread 20+times/month as "20+times in his mouth".

I thought his name was Barney Stinson...

Actually I just read the law. It makes the colleges use affirmative consent as the standard for disciplinary hearings, it doesn't apparently change anything in an actual courtroom.

yes, ok. But an ad campaign could do that.. The more paranoid side of me sees it as giving a technicality to let a rapist off at trial, Or more likely any who end up convicted under this standard on appeal, because of the whole burden of proof being placed on the accused.