I’m a little confused by the garnish one. It gets put into a glass that you drink from. Wouldn’t you be at risk just using that glass (from the glass itself, the liquid that has now touched the garnish or from the garnish touching your lips when you take a drink)? If the drink itself is sufficient to kill any…

I call it the “Domino Guarantee”. People expect huge, complex issues to be fixed in 30 minutes or less.

MAN WHO IS NOT A WOMAN, DEFECTS TO SECURE HIS RIGHT TO CHOOSE.

I have to wonder if this will be an actual renouncing of citizenship or if this is more like Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy.

They included “Legends of the Guardians: The Owls of who gives a fuck” under best films as well. They are not even trying

The billionaires who own this place think copy editors are a waste of money.  You’re all caught up now.

He’s going to the UK to escape the stupid in politics?

Tom + Greg 4evr

My brother got shingles a few years back. It looked absolutely miserable, I definitely would not want it myself. 

C’mon. Modern AV Club isn’t worth defending unless you’re paid for it.

The Buzzfeed-ification of a once glorious site continues.

How old was Tom Holland when he started playing Spiderman? The new Johnny Storm needs to be THAT old.

He’s too old to play Johnny. They keep making the mistake of casting Johnny older. He’s the annoying YOUNGER brother. The FF are a family not a group of peers. They need to get on this FF movie quick before Joe Keery is too old to be cast as Johnny too.

Everyone loves to blow past his whole bit in one of his first Netflix comeback shows when he’s talking about the standards and practices person on Chappelle’s Show and the reason he can say make black jokes and but not gay jokes (you can’t use gay slurs because you’re not gay but you CAN use the N word because you’re…

You clearly were not listening to his last special.   Goodness. 

Noooope, they aren't mean.  It's simply his views.  He is one of the greatest.  I can promise he hasn't said anything to make even more money.   Goodness,  you guys are just....ugh.

Um... you know that the swinging Spider-Man at Disney’s California Adventure is a robot, right?

I’m fine with that!

Yeah, but isn’t also common in the UK to toss out “c*nt” the way people in the U.S call each other assholes?

My son has Cerebral Palsy and the idea that word would be associated with him never crossed my mind. To me it’s always meant a person who had issues controlling their emotions, typically associated with Nerds. I say this as a software engineer who started programming in HS when Regan was president, looooong before it…