I think we’ve reached the point where you need to start listing him as Dale Hansen instead of “Dallas Sportscaster.” I get that there’s a certain novelty to what Deadspin uses, and I know whenever I see his face I think “Oh, it’s the Woke Texan,” but he’s been doing this for long enough. It undersells who he is as a…

Just like that nasty Takeshi 69 dude, Jezebel is the only reason I’ve ever heard of any of these people, and the writers are always, ironically, telling me that these are awful people whom no one should be paying attention to.

I dug Stern Chuck. Nancy drove it home. Dude, Rafi, they threw it back in the “President’s” orange “face”, and made him own his STUPD FUCKING SHUTDOWN. Didn’t budge. I dig it. Trump will never get Wall. He will cave.

I talk to my male from ends about this. They all deny watching porn where the woman seems uncomfortable and I deeply believe they are lying. 

I’m sorry, but Steakness, you are just confused. Hillary Clinton’s e-mails were never hacked while they were under her control. They were stolen and disseminated after they were sent to the State Department to be analyzed or catalogued or whatever they wanted to do with them.

Salty Hillary is Best Hillary.

Because they had to have her, Neera Tanden, and Jon Favreau on here or else Will Menaker might not think they’re cool.

Why is “But my emails.” Hillary’s worst tweet? I thought it was frickin’ hilarious!

They’re already being dicks on Twitter. I have already been told that I need to support Bernie. I wasn’t even really involved in a Warren/Bernie conversation at the time.

Michelle deserves better than the misery and stress of a presidency!

How does Bourdain keep getting a pass?!  

Lol no. That ain’t happening! He’s a one-pump Drumpf.

Right?

Surprised that the Washington Capitals winning the Stanley Cup did not make this list. They finally got over the Penguins and celebrated for like four months. 

I saw the 2005 SB, so I know they get calls. Lots. 

“A middle aged guy looking like Alan Rickman”

Most people in London are White British? Citation needed.

 Think about why that upsets you so.

Exactly. Assuming that The Olds are the only people afflicted by Bad Internetting and racism is a huge pet peeve of mine and a dangerous mindset. “Wait for the old racist dummies to die out and we’ll finally be an educated liberal paradise.” You’ll be waiting forever.

I’m finding your statements that older people need guidance in how to approach YouTube to be disturbingly ageist. Walker believes this shit because she’s crazy, not because she’s older.