Good god this is dumb. Like epically, epically dumb. The Bernie faithful are less rational than the Japanese soldiers who wouldn’t surrender decades after the war. Read more
Madwoman in the Attic
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Cringe? I wasn’t aware my teenager was writing for Jez. Read more
It’s Bernie that was in her lane. It was Bernie’s supporters that fucked her over. But, you know, keep being wrong and blind to systemic misogyny because Bernie. Read more
There absolutely is a teen vaping epidemic. Source: my own teenager. Read more
The irony of the Sandernistas crying “popular vote.” What a dark timeline we live in. Read more
Hey can you point me to the Jezebel story on Bernie praising George Wallace? I can’t seem to locate it. Read more
He didn’t campaign for her. He did a book tour funded by the DNC. Read more
It’s so telling that he shat all over Warren for a week with nary a word from his campaign but apologizes to Biden personally within a day for his surrogate to calling him corrupt. He can’t bring himself to apologize to a woman. He’s an arrogant dick and Clinton is right, nobody who has to work with him likes him. Read more
Hey remember when Clinton kicked Bernie’s ass by 4 million popular votes, delegates, and caucuses? That was awesome. Die mad. Read more
Y’all are so full of it. He said it. We know he said it. It is on brand for him to say it. Just, you know, deal with the fall out like grown ups. Read more
They can’t even get the tags right. We R profeshunul journalisms. Read more
Complicit women are the saddest of all. Read more
Education does not equal upper class. Which the campaign promoting “free college” ought to know. Read more
How much of a sexist is Bernie Sanders? Read more
He hasn’t done anything relevant in nearly 25 years but OK. Read more
She turned down a Marvel movie? I like her ten times as much now. Because no one will remember a single Marvel movie in 50 years. Read more
I know you think you’re clever by calling Duvernay a “documentarian” but really, you’re not. Read more
Ava du Vernay isn’t even 50 and has already had a more interesting career. He made (checks notes) The Brothers Grimm? Bad adaptation of Hunter S Thompson? Monty Python skit writ large? He’s wildly overrated. Read more
Oh hey remember when Gilliam took it upon himself to shit all over Michelle Williams after Heath Ledger died? Or when he also took it upon himself to defend Johnny Depp? He’s always been a dick. Let’s ignore him and celebrate far more interesting directors who aren’t dicks. Read more
But wait, I thought Cardi B was a dedicated socialist? Read more