Good god this is dumb. Like epically, epically dumb. The Bernie faithful are less rational than the Japanese soldiers who wouldn’t surrender decades after the war.

Cringe? I wasn’t aware my teenager was writing for Jez. 

It’s Bernie that was in her lane. It was Bernie’s supporters that fucked her over. But, you know, keep being wrong and blind to systemic misogyny because Bernie. 

There absolutely is a teen vaping epidemic. Source: my own teenager. 

The irony of the Sandernistas crying “popular vote.” What a dark timeline we live in.

Hey can you point me to the Jezebel story on Bernie praising George Wallace? I can’t seem to locate it. 

He didn’t campaign for her. He did a book tour funded by the DNC. 

It’s so telling that he shat all over Warren for a week with nary a word from his campaign but apologizes to Biden personally within a day for his surrogate to calling him corrupt. He can’t bring himself to apologize to a woman. He’s an arrogant dick and Clinton is right, nobody who has to work with him likes him.

Hey remember when Clinton kicked Bernie’s ass by 4 million popular votes, delegates, and caucuses? That was awesome. Die mad. 

Y’all are so full of it. He said it. We know he said it. It is on brand for him to say it. Just, you know, deal with the fall out like grown ups. 

They can’t even get the tags right. We R profeshunul journalisms. 

Complicit women are the saddest of all. 

Education does not equal upper class. Which the campaign promoting “free college” ought to know. 

How much of a sexist is Bernie Sanders?

He hasn’t done anything relevant in nearly 25 years but OK. 

She turned down a Marvel movie? I like her ten times as much now. Because no one will remember a single Marvel movie in 50 years. 

I know you think you’re clever by calling Duvernay a “documentarian” but really, you’re not.

Ava du Vernay isn’t even 50 and has already had a more interesting career. He made (checks notes) The Brothers Grimm? Bad adaptation of Hunter S Thompson? Monty Python skit writ large? He’s wildly overrated. 

Oh hey remember when Gilliam took it upon himself to shit all over Michelle Williams after Heath Ledger died? Or when he also took it upon himself to defend Johnny Depp? He’s always been a dick. Let’s ignore him and celebrate far more interesting directors who aren’t dicks. 

But wait, I thought Cardi B was a dedicated socialist?