Fuck the Astros with the Yankees. 

Bot’s got the talking points down.

It only took him 3 years to release his taxes so I wouldn’t hold my breath on that. Maybe Jane is scrubbing looking for them?

It’s sad that Sanders has allowed his ego to carry him this far but sadder still that he’s fooled so many into believing this tripe.

You mean he was as tedious and one note as ever?

Let’s elect the 45th rich old white man president. It’s “progressive.” 

The cult is strong I’ll give you that. 

Don’t tell me, let me guess...you held your nose something something neo liberal but you’d have enthusiastically supported Elizabeth Warren if she were running. Wait, what’s that? One thousand bullshit reasons why Bros don’t like Elizabeth Warren anymore now that’s she’s a threat to dear leader?

Hillary Clinton didn’t campaign enough in Michigan? She wasn’t popular? What a stunning take. Your political acumen is only outweighed by your originality.

I’m more concerned with what the Bern Cult is doing which is exactly what they did last time. Their guy can’t win but he is going to stay in the race long past his expiration date and they are going to damn Warren with faint praise and say “oh I guess so” and slam her all over social media and she will lose.

This is a cult and all the Chapo boyz and gurlz think another rich old white man for president is actually the most “progressive” because words have no meaning anymore.  

Oh lord give me the confidence of an entitled white man. He’s done. It’s over. He isn’t going to president and never was. Sorry man. But that’s OK! Being a senator is pretty good. He’ll die rich and famous and largely admired. Nobody is entitled to the presidency.

What were the differences? Show your work.

Toxic men and co-opted women who think economic opportunity erases racism and sexism because they are largely white and have class privilege. Or, student loans don’t really make you a socialist. All these Splinter socialists will be Republicans in ten years. 

Translation of this comment: Moooooooom. 

She could come back and kick Bernie’s ass again. But some people, people who are not Bernie, care more about the good of the country then their own egos. The fact that she still participates in the public discourse despite the ration of shit she gets from the left and right is proof of that. 

She started an actual government agency and was a Harvard law professor but she scares you because she’s a girl. Oh, and she has functioning heart valves. 

Bernie is like that person who doesn’t have kids but nevertheless wants to tell you how to raise yours.

Put on your big journalist pants and say “heart attack.” 

(pulls up a chair) I am HERE for any gossip about Taibbi because I hate that guy. The “progressive left” collectively shrugged its hemp-clad shoulders over all that rapey crap he wrote in Russia and I’m still mad about it.