Don’t forget blaming baby boomers. That’s a classic move.

I begrudge her every day and twice on Sunday. We do not co-sign this shit. For fucks sake. This is a PR move, like every move she makes and every breath she takes. People need to STOP with this KK gives a diamond encrusted crap about anything other than herself and her own.

It is. Some people’s whole lives are being ruined but she’s talking about a movie?

Her coy Smug “you peasants who don’t get to hang out with POTUS just don’t understand” tweet to John Cusack is particularly gross.

I am confused, why would you want the Corporate™ Neoliberal™ Centrist™ Warmonger™ who supported Killary over a saint who walks among us to take a more active public role?

That sounds rough. At your trivia night and everything. Wow. Do you need a hug?

The Democratic Party needs to promote dilettante actors with no experience to seek political office at top levels? Jezebel’s hate boner for Hillary Clinton is expected at this point, but still disappointing.

Yeah and the Patriots would never, ever break the rules.

The depressing thing is that everyone talks about it in terms of PR and optics. Nobody gives a shit about the woman. Of course the Patriots knew. They just didn’t care and why would they. The Lions will weather this and so will Patricia.

So many good ones here. How has no one done Dolly?

She’s insufferable.

I was an early adopter.

Step off bitch!

Men. That’s who complains about their employer with no consequences in Hollywood.

Partner? Oh FFS. No. She was not his partner. And what the hell does his wife have to do with any of this?

“Blah blah blah gray area blah context blah blah allowances blah blah his wife blah cheating rumors blah blah blah false accusations. Signed, Laker Fan.”

Lie detector tests aren’t admissible in US courts so shut up.

Soon-Yi Previn was the sibling of Mia Farrow’s other children. Woody Allen was the partner of Mia Farrow and the father of some of her children, and the adoptive mother of Soon-Yi Previn. Though “kind of a adopted” is, indeed, not a thing, Joanna is making a joke based on the boundaries that Woody Allen crossed when…

Yeah I can tell you don’t have children without even knowing you don’t have children. And that you are young and male.

How long did it take the jury to acquit?