Very rich old people like Bernie Sanders? Uh huh.

The assumption the Bernie was the obvious choice in the primary is pretty arrogant. Lots of people supported Clinton. Which is pretty evident from the fact that she kicked his ass sideways. Steinem’s remarks have been twisted. She was speaking to the Bro factor, which was absolutely a thing and is still a thing.

Fuck the fucking Intercept and their edgy bullshit.

Johnny needs to work on his adjectives. He comes up with some real doozies. Less bitchy, more descriptive Johnny.

Right because you retired at 15! Girl, please. If you go back and look Lipinski was a really boring skater. Her jumps were like a bug jumping. Kwan was so beautiful.

Right but when it came down to it she picked Alina for gold over Evgenia because of course she did. I am mad about this and I am still mad about Tara (spits) over Michelle.

Yes this was so heartening. Maybe it was the sheer number of daughters that wore him down? My father wasn’t so much toxically masculine as emotionally constipated by I can’t imagine having had this kind of conversation with him.

I did not stop, not until I’d had enough.

Couldn’t get into Juilliard I take it? Condolences.

And fuck you to the University of Washington for letting him speak back on innaguration day, where someone was shot, and then letting some scuzzball alt right group speak just last week, which shut down the whole university and cancelled several Black History Month events. Way to support students of color UW!

Can I pull off that low bun? Maybe. We sort of have similar coloring if you squint real hard. Also what is that lipstick? This is all perfectly normal yes?

Hi you called?

Coldplay should mean you have to skate under “Olympic Athletes from Assholandia” flag.

You know what? It was nearly ten years ago now. Either spill the tea or shut up.

Do they have a family uniform? Are they in a gang?

I didn’t see her on Grey’s Anatomy but Knocked Up WAS sexist. Also now whenever I hear some actress is difficult or a diva I think, Weinstein. So Team Heigl. She was a child actor and has probably seen a lot.

But is your accent as poncy as Sebastian Gorka’s Y/N?

AR 15 ban. We had one. We can have another one. It isn’t fucking complicated.

When the say “Chicago” they mean “black people.”

Yeah that too.