I saw this flick during its original theater run.

I was eleven.

Even at the age where anything with a video game property even tangentially attached to it made my heart race, I knew this thing was absolute shit—and I knew it walking out of the theater.

I still own a copy, just to remind myself that I didn’t actually…

Wife and I took out a 60 month loan on a new 17 Civic, we knew car would last fine and hold its value to make the lower payment/1% financing worth it. Now that baby is on the way her parents are wondering why we don’t trade it in on an SUV. We’ll have roughly 23 month left when baby comes along and they can’t…

That is a lot of swallowing to save a few thousand dollars.

This is what happens to a Mustang when it is made to do “high-performance” maneuvers near a crowd that it is not allowed run over/devour. It commits suicide because its population-culling purpose remains unfulfilled.

“Americans don’t want to just be given money.”

Feckless says what again?

Of course. Same management.

Most of them tend to fall flat. TIP YOUR WAITRESS.

It may seem like Kyrie is contradicting himself but it’s like the old saying goes, “There’s two sides to every planet.”

This is a moot point. Kyrie is covered by the Rose Rule, which means he has to wait until July 1st to have both knees removed and face credible rape allegations.

better now?

I made this, it makes the 2019 Camaro look much better.

He has weird fashion! Never mind that he’s a really nice guy who’s genuinely skilled and passionate about his career who gave local places free advertising on his hugely popular show. No, he has weird fashion so we have to hate him.

WELCOME TO FLAVORTOWN

High production value would’ve been more accurate, but yeah, what kind of car enthusiast would want to watch cool cars doing fun things?

You lost?

How many more people must sacrifice their dignity for pointless comments hating on his free high-quality entertainment?

I’m new at this.